Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Fear Factor” challenge, where players have to eat the most disgusting Minecraft foods imaginable, like rotten flesh stew or spider eye soup. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life.
So come on, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, food-filled world!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).
So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!
Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?
Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?
So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!
Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.
Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness
Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
18+ only
Mature and Respectful
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
To apply through Discord, click the link below:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join if I am under 18? | Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences. |
| What should I do if I see someone hacking? | Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server. |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!
Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.
But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!
When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.
So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉
And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!