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AntCentaursRUs

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

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ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

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Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

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Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

Democracy, elections, Governance, Government, legislation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PIXEL, policy making, political analysis, political behavior, political consequences, political culture, political discourse, political implications, political influence, political parties, Political power, political science, political theory, Politics, public opinion, society

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

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CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

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GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

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AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

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Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

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Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

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Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

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AntCentaursRUs

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Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

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Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices