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AntCentaursRUs

anatomy, AntCentaursRUs, ants, biology, body parts, centaurs, creature design, creature features, fantastical beings, fantasy creatures, folklore, insect anatomy, insect limbs, limb count, mythical beings, mythical creatures, Mythology, Oddities, strange comparisons, underdiscussed topics, unexplored topics

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

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Pixel Perfect Photography Server

Appearance, beauty, beauty industry, beauty standards, body positivity, Confidence, inner beauty, judgment, Media influence, outer beauty, Perception, perfect, photography, PIXEL, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes

so, like, u ever feel like ur minecraft skin is just, like, not doin u justice? like, maybe u look in the mirror and u think, dang, i wish i could look as good as my minecraft character? well, do i have the server for u!

this server is like a magical makeover studio for ur minecraft self. we got the best photographers in the game, ready to make u look like a million diamonds. they’ll take ur pic and edit it so u look like a total blocky babe. u won’t even recognize urself!

join our server and get ready to slay all day with ur new and improved minecraft look. trust me, once u see urself in all ur pixelated glory, u’ll never wanna log off. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become the minecraft model u were always meant to be!

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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

Active Staff, BROKE, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, Discord, Door, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Pigman, Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	LawlessMC
Server Type	Anarchy
Server Rule	No cheats allowed
Monthly Contest Prize	$100 (next month $200)
Server IP	lawlessmc.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main rule of the server?	No cheats allowed.
Is griefing and stealing allowed?	Yes, but retaliation comes from other players, not staff.
Are staff members allowed to grief?	No, staff are not allowed to grief on the server.
Is there a monthly contest with a cash prize?	Yes, the monthly contest prize is currently $100, and will increase to $200 next month.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, the server has no restriction on adult content and requires active adult supervision.
Who should not be trusted on the server?	Glowstix should not be trusted.

Cosmic Chativerse 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anonymity, Chat Rooms, Chativerse, Chats, coms servers, Cosmic, cyber space, dark web, digital communication, digital connections, hidden networks, internet culture, online communities, online forums, online interactions, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, satanic activities, secret societies, social media, virtual communities

Yo, bros, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Like, I’m talking about a server where you can unleash your inner demon and participate in some wicked satanic activities. It’s like a virtual cult but with blocky graphics, man.

I stumbled upon this server by accident, but now I can’t get enough of it. I’ve been sacrificing virtual sheep and summoning creepers for weeks now. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, dude.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to join a community of like-minded crazies, then this is the place for you. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us in our virtual cult and let’s raise some hell together. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise.

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SiblingRivalryCraft

communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, favoritism, financial obligations, financial struggles, generational differences, Housing, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Motherhood, parental influence, power play, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SiblingRivalryCraft, unfair treatment

Are you tired of living in your mom’s basement with your son and being pressured to become more independent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual basement to live in peace.

Our server offers a unique opportunity for family drama to unfold in a whole new way. Build a virtual replica of your brother’s basement and invite your sister-in-law’s sister to move in instead of you and your son. Watch the chaos unfold as you confront your brother in a pixelated showdown.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and receive a free virtual slap in the face from your sister-in-law, all in good fun of course. Build your own power play empire and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the real-life drama for some virtual shenanigans. Who needs a real basement when you can have a Minecraft one instead?

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Blockbuster Reads

blockbuster, READS

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel more alive than ever before? Look no further! Our server is like the literary masterpiece you never knew you needed in your life. Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Book of Infinite Wisdom, rumored to be hidden deep within the pixelated depths of our server. Legend has it that whoever reads this book will gain the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe itself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us now and start your journey to enlightenment… or at least a really cool castle.

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CraftyCervixCure

Cancer prevention, cancer prevention vaccine, cancer progression, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical lesion, cervical screening, Complications, CraftyCervixCure, high-grade, HPV infection, HPV vaccine, HPV16, HPV16 vaccine, medical breakthrough, precancerous, precancerous treatment, regression, surgery, therapeutic vaccine, vaccine therapy

Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.

If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).

So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy

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Alathra: New Frontiers

Alathra, Animals, Biomes, Brewing, Custom, Enchantments, Fishing, Food, FRONTIERS, ingredients, Items, Lore, mobs, Movecraft, Nether, Plugins, Potions, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Ships, Towny, WARFARE, world
Minecraft Server Overview

IP play.alathramc.com

Discord https://discord.gg/rSdCpnTu

Website https://alathra.com/

Key Features:
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join a town or city?

You can join an existing town or city by contacting the town’s mayor or leader. If you want to create your own town, you can use the Towny plugin to claim land and start building.

2. Can I create my own unique story in the server?

Yes, the server encourages roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to craft their own narratives and interact with others to create a dynamic and engaging world.

3. Are there unique recipes for food and brewing?

Yes, the server offers hundreds of custom food recipes and brewing options, where players can experiment with ingredients to create unique dishes and drinks.

4. What is Movecraft and how can I use it?

Movecraft is a plugin that allows players to craft ships and sail them in the server’s custom world. You can engage in naval warfare, trade, and exploration using Movecraft.

5. Are there custom mobs and biomes in the Nether?

Yes, the Nether features custom biomes and mobs, adding new challenges and adventures for players to explore in this dangerous realm.
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Lost Legacy 1.21.4

1.21.4, BREAK IN, Burglary, crime, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal offense, law enforcement, Legacy, Loss, Lost, Police investigation, robbery, security breach, stolen goods, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, stolen valuables, theft, Victim, WE WERE ROBBED

OMG, so like, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server because we were totally ROBBED! It’s like a virtual heist but without the jail time, amirite?

Join now to help us catch the thieves and get back our precious virtual diamonds and emeralds! It’s like a real-life mystery but in blocky pixel form.

Plus, we have the most epic builds and coolest mini-games you’ve ever seen. It’s like a virtual theme park but with creepers and zombies instead of roller coasters.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join now and let’s catch those pesky robbers together!

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ParentalTNTIssues

Babysitting, communication breakdown, dating restrictions, emotional outbursts., family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, online schooling, parental expectations, ParentalTNTIssues, parenting, responsibilities, sibling care, teenage emotions, teenage independence, teenage mental health, teenage rebellion, teenage relationships, teenage responsibilities, teenage social life, teenage stress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where responsibilities are thrown out the window and fun is the only thing on the agenda!

Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your sibling 24/7 and actually get paid for it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cleaning up after anyone but yourself.

Say goodbye to turning down hangouts and sleepovers because you’re needed at home, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest structures and hanging out with your friends.

So come join us and let loose from the stress of the real world. Who needs responsibilities when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft server? Plus, no more blowing up at your parents for not letting you see your boyfriend – on our server, you can see whoever you want whenever you want!

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