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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7428 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 726 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 5702 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!