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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1710 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Votes: | 4481 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.