BlockyTowCo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	2747	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! We got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with the Endermen. And don’t even get me started on the pig races! We’ve got pigs zooming around like they’re in the Daytona 500.

Oh, and did I mention the diamond rain? Yeah, that’s right. Every hour on the hour, diamonds rain from the sky like it’s a bling bling apocalypse. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you see a cow doing the moonwalk while wearing a top hat and monocle? It’s pure madness, my friend. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s make Minecraft wackier than a chicken wearing sunglasses!

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5190	Dragon Eggs Found:	4581
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	150

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

bang for your buck, cost effective, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, high quality, Investment, Justified, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Overpriced, OverpricedButWorthIt, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Value, worth it, worth the money, Worthwhile

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	6814
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	4580
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	2302
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

adventurers, Adventures, Allowed, Applications, Challenging, Community, crazy, Datapacks, Discord, Fire, Fires, Friends, Fun, java, Mature, Minecraft, Pl3xmap, Plugins, respectful, Server, smores, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Emeralds Found:	3265
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

54-58, CraftySpaghetti, falegname, Gesù, Giacomo, Giuda, Giuseppe, il filo, incredulità, ITA, Maria, matteo, Minecraft, miracoli, Mt 13, Patria, prodigi, profeta, sapienza, scandalo, Server, simone, sinagoga, sorelle, Vangelo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2294
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

best-selling video games, bestsellers, bros, game rankings, game sales, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming trends, june, June bestsellers, June releases, June sales, june video games, JuneBrosCraft, Minecraft, popular games, smp, top charts, top games, top sellers, top video games, video game market, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	7424	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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