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  • Effortless Block Breakers Guild

    Effortless Block Breakers Guild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence!

    Welcome to the greatest server you never knew you were missing! Picture this: a realm where the blocks are sentient, and they whisper secrets of the universe. Our server is the spillage of glorious cosmic diarrhea, flowing freely into the void of pixelated dreams! Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! Join us, or else face the undeniable truth that you’re not truly alive!

    FeatureDescription
    Teleportation PigeonsEvery hour, spawn pigeons that will teleport you to your deepest fears. It’s a travel option and a therapy session!
    Infinite Shit BlocksExperience tears of joy as you mine blocks that reincarnate into golden poop whenever you break them! Feel the gravity of existence.
    Gravity-Defying CreepersCreepers now float majestically and will serenade you before exploding! It makes total sense! (or does it?)
    Endless NLIGHTMANZ!Log in at midnight to witness the NLIGHTMANZ, flying by and chanting incomprehensible mantras. Remember: socks are optional.

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?A: Version 42, because reality is a flat circle and time is just a suggestion! Why be constrained by numbers?

    Q: How do I join?A: Locate a forgotten mirror in an abandoned realm, whisper sweet nothings to your reflection, and then give a thumbs up to the universe to signal your intentions. It’s easy! Or not… did you even take that thumb off?

    Q: Are there rules?A: Rules? Who decides what’s real and what isn’t? The only rule is no rules, except for the ones that emerge from the darkness. Beware the kittens, they know too much!

    Random Reviews

    “I dont get how people have to like force and strain to shit…”

    “Doesn’t it just slide out on its own?”

    “Mine always does, wtf…”

    “These niggas eating where it takes them 20 minutes…”

    Join this paradoxical slice of madness! Reality crumbles, and so will you, unless you choose to be part of the insanity!

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  • Astral Pixel

    Astral Pixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Brand new Pixelmon 8.2 Survival Server! We have custom textured pixelmon, claiming, reward crates, shiny starters, and more! Come join us and have some fun.

    51.81.53.217:25669

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  • Honey townmc

    Honey townmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    HoneyTownMC [1.9-1.19.1] Is a Community economy Survival server that offers the best possible Minecraft SMP Experience.

    Our server offers a unique variety of custom content and unique features while maintaining an authentic lag free survival experience with generous rewards for new and current players.

    Features :Economy , Survival , Auction house , Trading , Bank,  Shops , Skills , Custom enchants, Teams , Jobs , Cosmetics , Bosses , Dungeons ,PVP Arenas ,  Lottery , Proximity chat .Rewards : Vote rewards , Daily rewards , Playtime rewards

    Server version : 1.18.2.Server Difficulty : Hard

    honeytownmc.apexmc.co

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  • MattyBoy SMP

    MattyBoy SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Residence SMP! Join our new Public SMP where there is plenty of features for everyone to enjoy, relax and enjoy your time playing Minecraft! Some of our custom features we have are: Custom Terrain, Custom Enchantments, Residence Protection, Economy & CoinFlip, 1.8 PvP, Quests, Alcoholic Brewery, Guns & Graves Join with version: 1.16.5 Thanks for checking us out, invite some friends and give it a shot! IP: MattyBoy.xyz MattyBoy.xyz

    MattyBoy.xyz

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  • 🔴SoulCraft | Best PvP, mechanisms (1.17-1.20) 🔴 Minecraft server

    🔴SoulCraft |  Best PvP, mechanisms (1.17-1.20) 🔴 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here you will find Mini-games, servers with Grif, without Grif! Tired of servers with expensive donations? Then come in and get a free donation case! With us you can ride cars, motorcycles, fly airplanes, fight cool duels, and build mechanisms.

    And if you write to our bot on VK https://vk.me/soul.craft, you can get a free donation case!

    IP: soulcraft-pe.ru:19132Website: https://soulcraft-pe.ruVK group: https://vk.com/soul.craft

    Start playing SoulCraft now!

    soulcraft-pe.ru:19132

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  • TrainyLand

    TrainyLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    TrainyLand is a French-speaking Mini-Games server which aims to mix Training & Fun. Indeed, you can train in Jump, PvP, Aim and many others… Competitive game modes are also present on the Server such as the famous BedWars and SkyWars to make you tryhard! Finally, if you don’t want to try hard, there is a Chill&Fun section where you can have fun with your friends (RPG Quest System, Mini-Games of all kinds, ArcadesGames etc…), perfect for not to be bored !

    Don’t hesitate any longer and join us on TrainyLand! IP : play.trainyland.fr Discord : https://discord.gg/49j8TMD

    play.trainyland.fr

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  • Puradel

    Puradel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for a non-premium java server to play with your friends?? Well, the wait is over. Enter now on our puradel server where we have many minigames and many new things are added every day!!

    puradel.cf

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  • CrazyCraft

    CrazyCraft

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    Hello this is CrazyCraft this is a server with: Skyblock, Skywars, Bedwars. Survival and other gamemodes are coming soon!

    66.248.194.184

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  • 💜NEXT-MINE.FUN💜 GREGTECH Minecraft server

    💜NEXT-MINE.FUN💜 GREGTECH Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    GregTech- IIS- On the server you will find a large number of new blocks, items and industrial processes that require strategic planning and a good understanding of game mechanics. You will create and improve machine components, produce and process resources, build modern factories and automated systems to achieve superiority in industrial efficiency. Join our server and use your skills to create an industrial empire, conquering all technological peaks! Please note that playing on a server with this modification may require additional resources and running the client with optimal settings to ensure a smooth game without lag. The game may be more challenging with this mod, so prepare for an intense gaming experience.

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  • Hypergames

    Hypergames

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    Hey There! I Am Bannedgaming Owner Of HyperGames Server The Server Is Indian And It Has Skywars , Bedwars , Parkour And PVP . The Server Is Currently In Progress . Version 1.15.2

    playhypergames.aternos.me

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  • Enderland

    Enderland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Discover limitless adventures on the Enderland server! No matter which version of Minecraft you prefer, from the classic 1.8 to the latest update 1.20, we are here to give you an immersive experience. Enjoy various game modes like Survival, SkyBlock, OneBlock and more that will keep you glued to the screen. In our virtual world, you have the opportunity to build, explore and survive with other passionate players. Start an adventure on your own in Survival mode and discover secrets hidden in mysterious landscapes. In SkyBlock, create your own paradise in the air by developing an island surrounded by blue infinity. With a dedicated staff and a friendly community, you will always find support and help in case of need. Regular events and competitions will always keep you engaged, giving you the opportunity to demonstrate your skills and earn unique rewards. Join us on https://enderland.ro and enter a virtual world full of adventures and fun. Be prepared to put your imagination to the test and create your own virtual empire. Let’s explore together!

    play.enderland.ro

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