we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our mods are like, wizards who can make anything happen, so you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll go on next.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. who needs diplomatic talks when u can have a rainbow-farting dragon by your side? come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!
Join us if you want to live life on the edge and take risks that you never thought possible in a virtual world. Our server is filled with secret underground clubs where players engage in scandalous activities that would make even the Ender Dragon blush.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be constructing wild party mansions and underground dungeons filled with secrets that will make your friends gasp in shock.
So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and experience the riskiest adventures of your virtual life, then join our server today. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit.
IMAGINE IF CHINA WAS MADE OF BLOCKS AND U COULD BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT POISON OIL. THAT’S WHAT THIS SERVER IS LIKE.
SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE DRAMA OF CHINA’S OIL CRISIS. BUILD A GIANT TOILET OR A FLOATING PIG CASTLE, THE CHOICE IS YOURS. LET’S GET BLOCKY, BABY!