STRAIGHTJACK – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Band Party Minecraft Server
#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

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Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP
50k, dump, dump more, dump to 50k, long tail, Minecraft, Piece, piece of shit, Shit, smp, tags
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!
Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?
So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

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Crafty Toys Minecraft Server
adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

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What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???
anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, heated argument, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, RAGE, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

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Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
animation, Anime, CGI, Concert, COSPLAY, digital art, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Japan, live event, mask, Miko Expo 2024, Mikus, Minecraft, Music, Palace, Performance, PIXEL, pop culture, real dancer, Server, Technology, Virtual idol, vocaloid
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

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Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures
Adventure, Adventures, Anime, emotions, ep 5, episodic, episodic anime, episodic series, episodic storytelling, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Natsume, Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi, natsume’s book of friends, Nyanko Sensei, Shichis, slice of life, smp, Spirits, Supernatural, Takashi Natsume, yokai, yuujinchou
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

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God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server
2 Timothy 2:15, Almighty, alpha and omega, approved unto God, ashamed, Beginning, ending, GOD, Gods, hidden meaning, important message, Message, Minecraft, Mystery, REFLECT, Righteous, secret, Server, STUDIES, study, Thoughts, Universal, unrighteous, word of truth, workman
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.
Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!
We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!

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1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP
1) your cunt, Cunt, favorite Pokémon, long tail tags, Minecraft, pokemon characters, pokemon chat, pokemon community, Pokemon discussion, Pokemon enthusiasts, Pokémon fanatics, Pokemon fandom., pokemon forum, pokemon franchise, pokemon games, pokemon lovers, Pokemon merchandise, pokemon obsession, pokemon topics, pokemon trivia, pokemon trivia questions, smp
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

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StoryMine TOP survival server Minecraft
Antispam, Chunks, Cities, classic, comfortable, Donations, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, lags, Mechanics, Minecraft, Plugins, Private, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map, wipe, worlds
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
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Cooking Mama Minecraft Server
age, basic dishes, Cooking, cooking abilities, cooking aptitude, cooking competency, cooking experience, cooking expertise, cooking know-how, cooking proficiency, cooking techniques, Culinary, culinary knowledge, domestic skills, food preparation, home cooking, kitchen skills, MAMA, meal preparation, Minecraft, recipes, Server, Women
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing cooking is your character in a lava pit? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are not only experts at cooking basic dishes, but they can also whip up a mean Minecraft cake with just a few clicks of their mouse! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you’ll learn how to craft the most delicious virtual meals while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. Who needs a cookbook when you have a diamond sword and a hunger bar to fill? Join now and let the cooking (and crafting) begin!

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