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StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	78	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5352	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1637	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2863	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1095	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9440	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

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NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4579	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.