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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8525

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7230
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4092
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Votes:	1036	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9619	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2717
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9627
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	6388	Star Shards Collected:	267
Mines Excavated:	1758	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Dragon Eggs Found:	3506	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!