CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7339	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Over The Hill Gamers: Where Our Skills Are As Old As Our Players, Just Like Fine Wine!

Active players, Adults, Builds, Community, Farms, Fine, Friendly, Gamers, hard difficulty, Hardware, HILL, LOW LAG, No pvp, Older players, Players, respectful, server info, Skills, Technical, time zones, Upgraded, USA based, Vanilla, Whitelist, wine, work schedules

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Community	Respectful older adults
Online Players	2-6 on average
Server Version	1.21
Game Play	No PVP, no mods, hard difficulty
Location	Based in USA, low lag for players worldwide

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server if I’m a beginner player?

Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server. You don’t need to be a technical player to fit in.

2. How can I get the server information to join?

Send a message to the server admin and they will provide you with the necessary details to join.

3. Are there any scheduled events on the server?

There may be friendly scheduled events for PVP or other activities, but otherwise, the server is focused on building and enjoying the game.

4. What kind of builds and farms are created on the server?

Players on the server work together to create awesome builds and farms, focusing on collaborative gameplay and creativity.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

4th of july, America, ARGENTINIAN, c2, dad, English, German, God bless America, husband, Languages, local language, Minecraft, planning to move, redneck ladies, self proud, Server, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Items Found:	7772	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.

On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!

So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!

FragmentedCraft Minecraft Server

balance, boss difficulty, boss fights, Dancing Lion, defence boost, easy mode, fragment types, FragmentedCraft, FRAGMENTS, fragments balance, game balance, Game Mechanics, Mechanic, Messmer, Metyr, Minecraft, player experience, Putrescent Knight, Rellana, Server, Skibidis, sunken chapel, ulcerated tree spirit

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2671	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs are scratching their heads in confusion.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down boss mobs like the Dancing Lion, Rellana, Messmer, and the Putrescent Knight without breaking a sweat. But beware, once you reach the sunken chapel and face off against the ulcerated tree spirit, you may find yourself reaching for your skibidis (whatever that is) to survive.

Our server is so wacky that even the fragments in the game are feeling a little off balance. Use them to boost your defense or just watch as the mobs become complete jokes. Who needs a challenge when you can breeze through boss fights like Metyr on your first try?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the community. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

ThirstTrapCraft

acts of service, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, domestic responsibilities, emotional labor, emotional needs, Empathy, equality in relationships, Expectations, expressing affection, love language, Partnership, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self-care, Support, ThirstTrapCraft, understanding partners, validation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of acts of service! Unlike some partners who refuse to get you a drink in bed, our players are always willing to go the extra mile for each other. Need a pickaxe? We got you. Want someone to build you a castle? No problem!

Join us on this server and experience a world where everyone is a personal slave…but in a good way! Our love language is all about helping each other out and making sure everyone feels appreciated. Plus, we settle arguments with epic build battles instead of silly disagreements about drinks in bed.

So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and just have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your fellow players. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about hoovering moths away for your partner…unless, of course, you want to show off your amazing moth-catching skills!

NoMoreExesPls

closed-mindedness, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of accountability, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of trust, laziness, Manipulation, NoMoreExesPls, Selfishness, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of dating creepers who always blow up your heart? Join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT cannons in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to boring dates and hello to building pixelated empires with your new blocky bae. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle? Swipe right on our server and never worry about dating a zombie again!

PixelWarZone

aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fear, Hungarian, Hungary, Insecurity, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peace, PixelWarZone, pm, Politics, putin, russia, Safety, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, lyke, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, even da hungarian prime minister iz talkin bout it to putin? yea, datz rite, dis server iz so safe, even dem big shot politicians iz feelin it.

we gotz war and destruction but in a fun way, like u can build ur own battlefields and blow stuff up with TNT, itz a blast! plus, we gotz da craziest mods and plugins dat will make ur head spin.

join now and be part of da madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask da hungarian pm, he’ll tell u how safe and fun it iz here.

TrailRunnerz EcoCraft

concerns, conservation efforts, cross-sectional survey, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, Environmental preferences, Nature appreciation, nature conservation, nature preservation., outdoor activities, outdoor enthusiasts, outdoor recreation, recreational trail runners, sustainable practices, sustainable trails, trail etiquette, trail maintenance, trail running community, TrailRunnerz, wildlife protection

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9521
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. That’s right, on our server, everything is sweet and delicious!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what magical beast will cross your path next. And don’t even get me started on the talking trees and dancing flowers!

Join our server now and embark on epic quests to save the world from the evil clutches of the villainous Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is no ordinary foe. Rumor has it, he can shoot fireballs made of glitter and his breath smells like cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZIMANCHIK DISCOVERED A NEW WORLD AND A Minecraft server

banner, description, Discovered, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, new world, Opened, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, ZIMANCHIK

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

The owner of the server «ZIMANCHIK OPENED A NEW WORLD I» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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EmperixSMP: Where Vanilla meets Discord, without the awkward square brackets.

accomplishing goals, awkward, Brackets, Customized features, Discord, Discord link, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, hospitable haven, large builds, meets, Minecraft, progress, pure vanilla gameplay, quality of life, Seasoned Minecraft veteran, Server, smp, Square, technical details, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	170	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Emperix Minecraft Server

Server Overview
The server has just gone live 2 weeks ago and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing community SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions!
How to Join: Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/emperixmc
Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or someone seeking a welcoming community, EmperixSMP offers a hospitable haven for all.
IP: play.emperixmc.com

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above, and all the information on joining the server will be available there.

Q: Is the server Vanilla or custom?

A: The server caters to both preferences, offering pure vanilla gameplay as well as enhanced features for a unique gaming experience.

Q: Will there be server resets?

A: The server’s focus is on maintaining progress without frequent resets, allowing players to work on large builds and goals without fear of losing their progress.

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

fuyocloverfield, Idol, idolarchive, idolcompany, idolcorp, idolcorpgeneral, IdolCraft, idolEN, idolencore, idolenendless, idolenesekai, idolenses, idolfriends, idolmerch, jidf, junaunagi, kattarinaqutie, Minecraft, nikkiRei, pokorakun, rinpenrose, rocarourin, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join the craziest adventures with our idolEN Genesis crew like Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the idolEN E-Sekai realm with Juna Unagi, Rin Penrose, and Fuyo Cloverfield for some epic quests and shenanigans.

And if that’s not enough, hop on over to idolEN Endless where Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti are waiting to show you a good time.

But wait, there’s even more! Explore the idolES EternalS world with Meica05, Koa Akugaki, Ruby Runeheart, Lalabell Lullaby, and Taiga Toragami for endless fun and excitement.

And don’t forget about idolEN ENCORE with Enya Ignis, Shabel Tonya, and Chikafuji Lisa for some encore performances that will blow your mind.

Join our server today and become part of the idol family! Plus, we have tons of idol friends from V&U to Phase Connect, so you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

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