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BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7020	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	54	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	246

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	36535
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!