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  • Model Mania Mine

    Model Mania Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we only accept players who date model 10/10 women cuz we only want the most “straight” players out there. if u only go after the top 1%, then u belong here! we got regular looking girls too, but who needs them when u can have a model on your arm in game, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and find out if u rly attracted to the whole(hole?) or just the top 1%!

    IP: model10.About.10

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GF’s Gay GriefCraft

    GF’s Gay GriefCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, listen up gamers! Are you tired of being discriminated against just because you’re straight? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server where being straight is celebrated and embraced with open arms. No more feeling left out or ignored by those pesky LGBTQ+ players, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

    Imagine a world where everyone actually wants to chat with you and includes you in the conversation. No more awkward silences or insincere jokes about your sexuality. Our server is a safe space for all the straight gamers out there who just want to have a good time without being judged.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events and competitions just for our straight players. Win amazing prizes and show off your skills in a community that actually appreciates you for who you are. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the true joy of being straight in a world full of LGBTQ+ players who just can’t seem to understand your awesomeness. Let’s game on, straight gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

    ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.

    Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

    So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RainbowCraft

    RainbowCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, including our LGBTQ+ players! Join us for a world where homosexuality is not only accepted, but celebrated – just like finding diamonds in a minecart chest!

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their gender identity or sexual orientation. We believe in building a community where everyone can express themselves freely, just like building a giant rainbow bridge across the sky!

    And don’t worry about any political agendas here – the only agenda we have is to have a great time and build epic structures together. Whether you’re a master builder or just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server.

    So come on, join us and let’s create a world where acceptance and understanding reign supreme – just like a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter who you are or who you love. Let’s build a better world, block by block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyQueens: Where Love and Blocks Collide in the Best Way Possible

    CraftyQueens: Where Love and Blocks Collide in the Best Way Possible

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only gay players are allowed! Why, you ask? Well, because only gay people are capable of fully understanding and opening up to each other emotionally. Straight players just can’t handle the deep connection that our server fosters.

    Join us for a wild ride of love, friendship, and block-building fun! Our community is filled with players who are ready to spiritually become one with each other (in a non-creepy way, of course). Plus, our server is so fabulous that even the creepers wear rainbow colors!

    So, if you’re ready to experience true love and build epic creations with your fellow gaymers, then join us on this magical journey. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

    CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterJeansGriefers

    SisterJeansGriefers

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. They were greeted by a magical unicorn riding a pig, who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, built magnificent castles, and even rode on the backs of flying llamas!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the most famous Minecraft YouTubers beg to join. Rumor has it that Notch himself, the creator of Minecraft, plays on our server in disguise, just to experience the sheer joy and excitement that it brings.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). 😉🎮🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LotteryLoser Minecraft Server

    LotteryLoser Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you won the lottery, what would NOT change? Well, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where winning the lottery is just the beginning of the craziness! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs as your mode of transportation, and battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server. And guess what? If you win the lottery in-game, you get to control a real-life unicorn for a day! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Double the Diamonds

    Double the Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    If your salary was doubled, you could join our Minecraft server and finally afford that diamond-encrusted pickaxe you’ve been dreaming of! With your newfound wealth, you’ll be able to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land and hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Double your salary, double your fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

    BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP