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SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	920	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	145	Potions Brewed:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5822

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

Sonder Fantasy

Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

A fantasy roleplay server, set in the unique world of Volaris. Players are able to control the direction of the world, limited only by what they think is achievable. Join us today to start your adventure.

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Deadland UHC

airdrops, balance changes, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, crafting recipes, Deadland, Discord, Enchantments, Kits, Language, Loot, Mechanics, Miami, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, Server, Staff, Uhc, Version

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Server Name	DEADLAND UHC
Unique Mechanics	Double and Triple Ores, Matches lasting 45 minutes, Custom crafting recipes, Custom kits, Custom enchantments, Airdrops with legendary loot
Version	1.17.1-1.20.x
Default Language	Spanish
Server Location	MIAMI

FAQ

Q: What is UHC?

A: UHC stands for Ultra Hardcore. It is a game mode in Minecraft where players do not naturally regenerate health.

Q: How long do matches on DEADLAND UHC last?

A: Matches last no more than 45 minutes.

Q: Are there custom cosmetics on the server?

A: Yes, there are exclusive cosmetics available on the server.

Q: Can I become staff or a content creator on the server?

A: DEADLAND UHC is looking for staff and content creators. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: What can I find on the server’s Discord?

A: On Discord, you’ll find announcements for matches and events, rewards for boosting the server, alliance and suggestion channels, and more.

Q: How can I join DEADLAND UHC?

A: Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/DaRvC3CkgY

Chum Budverse 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, Budverse, chastity play, Chum, Chumbud Experience, cock control, cock teasing, cock teasing fantasy, cock teasing fetish, cock teasing for years, cock teasing mistress, cock teasing techniques, cock torture, edging, female domination, long term denial, male chastity, male submission, orgasm control, prolonged denial, sexual endurance, tease and denial

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

LunchBird Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, binoculars, birder, birding, Boss, Company, coworker, fasting, lunch break, LunchBird, Minecraft, office, office workers, OMAD, one meal a day, park, productivity, Server, Sunlight, Time management, Training, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.

Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!

Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!

CraftyParentNoSupport

abandonment, abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, co-parenting struggles, CraftyParentNoSupport, custody battle, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, long distance parenting, Manipulation, parental disappointment, parental guilt, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6937
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	2309	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people actually have real-life drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we promise outrageous storylines and insane adventures!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your virtual daughter is trying to escape her abusive virtual ex. You offer her a virtual home, virtual rent-free living, and even virtual childcare. But wait, there’s a virtual twist! She decides to ditch her virtual child and run off to another virtual state to live with her virtual boyfriend! Can you believe the virtual audacity?

But that’s not all! Get ready for virtual drama as you confront your virtual daughter about her virtual decisions. Will she listen to reason or will she continue down the path of virtual chaos? Join our server now to find out!

And hey, if you ever need help getting out of a sticky situation on our server, don’t count on virtual mom to bail you out. She’s had enough of virtual shenanigans and is taking a virtual stand! So come on, join the madness and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

Oil Tanker Rejectors

bilateral relations, Diplomacy, economic impact, ENERGY, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, India, Indian government, international relations, maritime security, Oil, oil exports, oil imports, oil tankers, political tensions, rejection, Rejectors, sanctions list, Tanker, Trade, us foreign policy, US sanctions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nitro Oxy Poop Zone

air quality, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, atmospheric gases, atmospheric pollutants, bird droppings, bird poop, bird waste, COMPOSITION, Earth’s atmosphere, ELEMENTS, Environmental Science, gases, Nitro, nitrogen, nitrogen content, nitrogen cycle, Oxy, oxygen, oxygen content, oxygen levels, Poop, Zone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	67	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	3152	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	864379	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and also a few tons of bird poop like wtf that’s crazy right? imagine playing minecraft surrounded by bird poop, it’s like a real life adventure! also did i mention we have flying pigs and dancing llamas? yea, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching llamas bust a move. join now for the ultimate wacky minecraft experience!

OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

2.9 million, 2021, 4.2, basic needs, Caregiver, children, Counting, death, Experience, Grandparent, INCREASE, MIL, OrphanCraft, orphanhood, Parent, research, Significant, two decades, U.S

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8404	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?

Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?