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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9684 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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