straight face – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

No, it’s a Minecraft server!
British etiquette, covid recovery, disabled badge, disabled parking, disabled parking etiquette, first come first serve, Minecraft, not my problem, oxygen cylinder, oxygen mask, oxygen prongs, pneumonia recovery, protective mum, ranting woman, respiratory appointment, Server, straight face, wheelchair assistance
Are you tired of dealing with entitled oxygen tank-wielding parking spot stealers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle! No oxygen tanks necessary, just a sense of humor and a love for virtual adventures.
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t steal your parking spot or yell at you for trying to park legally. Plus, our virtual wheelchairs are top of the line and never run out of battery!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the oxygen tank drama in the past. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to push you around (virtually, of course)!

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256×256 EVRM
PvE, PvP Survival Minigames Economy Creative Skyblock Factions Roleplay Adventure Vanilla Modded Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Bedwars HCF McMMO, Survival, Vanilla
256×256 world, Be nice and you won’t get banned.
evrm.ee:25511

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Dragons
Adventure, building, Chill, Community, creativity, dragons, Economy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, good time, Interact, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, No Toxicity, ONLINE, sanity, Server, Survival, Survival Games, voice chat
A server to make friends and have a good time, play chill and have fun together, no toxicity, just sanity, this server has mods with voice chat so you can interact with other people
23.230.3.177:25732

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Luckily Vanilla, Gem SMP 1.21! Active, Dynmap, Hermitcraft vibes, Grief Protection, AFK Farms, and Weekly Competitions!

Active, Afk, apply, Builds, Community, Competitions, diamonds, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Farms, Friendly, Gem, Grief, hermitcraft, Land Claim, luckily, Materials, Minecraft, Nether, Protection, Server, smp, Staff, Uhc, Vanilla, VIBES, vision, WEEKLY, Whitelist, Youtubers

LuckyGem SMP

A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Running on the latest Minecraft Version. Founded in 2020 by Minecraft Youtubers. Active, friendly, and mature community.

SERVER INFORMATION

Discord	Click here to join Discord
Server	play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, you must apply via Discord to play.
Are there game-altering plugins?	No, there are no game-altering plugins.
Is there a teleporting plugin?	No, travel by foot or use nether tunnels for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, players compete in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, find a free spot and start building.

Brazilification Minecraft Server
Brazilification, cultural exchange, culture, Development, economic growth, Economy, emerging markets, Future, global perspective, Globalization, globalization effects, Impact, Inevitable, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Server, society, transformation, trends, world
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are on a mission to Brazilify the entire world! Why settle for boring old landscapes when you can have lush rainforests, beautiful beaches, and samba music playing in the background?
Join us as we embark on epic quests to gather rare resources like golden pineapples and diamond-encrusted coconuts. Build your own favela-inspired base or create a replica of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.
But beware, the mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. You’ll have to fend off capoeira-dancing skeletons and carnivorous piranhas as you explore the Brazilian wilderness.
So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Brazilification! Who knows, you might even run into a friendly toucan or two along the way. Viva la Brazil!

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Minecraft SMP: Mushroom Cyborgs R Us
3D-printed robot scaffolding, biohybrid technology, computer signals, crawling ability, cyborg industry, cyborgs, electrical interface, electrical signals, electrophysiological activity, environmental cues, innovative technology, King oyster mushrooms, lab cultivation, light signals, Minecraft, Mushroom, mushroom cyborgs, profit potential., research findings, robot bodies, robot hybrids, robot movements, smp
Join our Minecraft SMP where we have taken biohybrid technology to a whole new level! Imagine controlling robots with living King oyster mushrooms – yes, you heard that right! Our researchers have successfully integrated mushrooms into robot bodies, allowing them to crawl and respond to environmental cues.
But that’s not all – we have 3D-printed robot scaffolding, electrical interfaces, and who knows what else we’ll come up with next! Will you be the one to discover the true potential of mushroom-powered robots? Join now and be a part of this crazy cyborg industry in the making! Who needs redstone when you have mushrooms controlling your creations? Let’s get shroomin’!

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GridironGriefer
3rd downs, Alma mater, Argument, Big Plays, college football, Crowd, Etiquette, football game, front row seats, GridironGriefer, lively discussion, Opponents, season tickets, SeatGeek, SECURITY, Sellout, Sportsmanship, standing, STUBHUB
Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!
Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!
Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!

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WeddingDramaMinecraftSMP
bride and groom, celebration, ceremony, Commitment, doubt in marriage, doubts, Future, lasting love, long term, love, Marriage, marriage prediction, Partnership, relationship, uncertainty, union, Vows, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingDramaMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness more drama than a soap opera wedding! Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know when someone might decide to break up in the middle of a creeper attack. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures!

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WorldlyFrightsMC
climate change, Corruption, economic instability, environmental destruction, existential dread, fear, Global threats, INEQUALITY, loss of freedom, natural disasters, nuclear war, pandemic, Political unrest, societal collapse, surveillance state, technological dystopia, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence, world issues, WorldlyFrightsMC
Are you afraid of the dark? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the sun never sets! That’s right, you can play in eternal daylight and never have to worry about those pesky mobs sneaking up on you. Join us and say goodbye to your fear of the dark!
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been terrified of running out of food in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, food magically appears in your inventory every time you take a bite. You’ll never go hungry again, no matter how much you eat!
And if you’re scared of heights, don’t worry. Our server has anti-gravity blocks that allow you to float in the air like a majestic unicorn. Soar through the skies and never worry about falling to your doom again!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your fears behind. Who knew a virtual world could be so comforting and hilarious at the same time?

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TaiwanStraitRumble Minecraft Server
China, diplomatic relations, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global politics, international law, international waters, maritime dispute, military tension, Minecraft, naval operations, naval presence, naval transit, security concerns, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitRumble, territorial claims, territorial sea
Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this, right? China be all like, “Germany, you better not be sailin’ through our Taiwan Strait, that shiz is OURS!” They be claimin’ it like it’s their own personal swimmin’ pool or somethin’. Like, chill out, China, ain’t nobody tryna steal your water!
But yo, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! Just don’t tell the Ender Dragon, he’s a bit touchy about his bling.
So, if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, come on down to our server! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they be aimin’ for your booty like it’s a bullseye. Trust me, you don’t wanna end up like Steve with an arrow in your knee!

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CraftyKidsCare: Where every block counts!
BLOCK, care network, child abuse, child advocacy, Child deaths, child neglect, Child protection, child protection system, child rights, child safety, child services, child welfare, child welfare crisis, child welfare investigation, child welfare policies, child welfare reform, child welfare services, child welfare system, Counts, CraftyKidsCare, Government failure, ontario, social services
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing dying is your enemies, not innocent children like in Ontario’s messed up care system. every 3 days a child dies there, but on our server, you can respawn as many times as you want! plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re safe from griefers and hackers. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of survival in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds!

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