Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	4178
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	540570	Dragons Tamed:	4

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

Milked30Fame

30-minute fame, Celebrity, Fame, fame analysis, fame debate, fame discussion, fame industry, fame longevity, fame management, fame moments, fame question, fame reflection, fame strategies, fame success, fame tactics, fame trends, Longevity, Milked30Fame, milking fame, success

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and become part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn point too many times).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, ready to party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers who just want to show off their killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is the only currency that matters.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Olympics,” where pigs compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming and piggyback races. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive “Chickenzilla,” a giant chicken who roams the server causing mayhem wherever it goes.

So why wait? Join us today and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: who’s managed to milk the most out of what should’ve been a 30-minute fame moment?

VaxCraft Gut Squad

Gut, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, host-microbe interactions, immune modulation, immune response, immune system, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota composition, microbiota modulation, personalized medicine, prebiotics, probiotics, squad, vaccination, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine response, VaxCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, like, u ever wonder how ur gut bacteria can, like, affect how well u respond to vaccines? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we take that shiz super seriously! join us and u’ll be transported to a world where ur gut microbiota is the key to unlocking epic powers and abilities!

imagine this: u eat a virtual sandwich in the game and suddenly u become immune to all damage for 10 minutes! or maybe u drink a virtual smoothie and ur speed is boosted by 200%! it’s like magic, but with bacteria!

we’ve got scientists and doctors in the game who will guide u on how to optimize ur gut health for maximum vaccine response. they’ll teach u which virtual foods to eat, which potions to brew, and which mobs to fight to level up ur gut microbiota game.

so, if u wanna be the ultimate vaccine warrior in minecraft, join us on this server and let’s get those gut bacteria working for u! trust us, ur immune system will thank u later.

WakedSMP

Alliance, Bases, Community, Craft, Economy, Explore, Friends, gameplay, get rich, Keyalls, LifeSteal, mine, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, smp, strategy, Structures, Survival, team-up, Trade, WakedSMP, wealth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

The Most Fun SMP to Play with Friends! (Includes Lifesteal) Looking for the perfect Minecraft SMP to enjoy with your friends? Look no further! Our server has everything you need for an awesome time:

Great Gameplay: Join an active, friendly community where there’s always something fun happening. Whether you’re exploring new places, fighting off mobs, or building amazing structures, you’ll never get bored.

Keyalls: Enjoy regular keyalls where everyone on the server gets crate keys at the same time. It’s a fantastic way to keep everyone engaged and rewarded.

Team Up: Work together with friends and teammates to achieve your goals. Form alliances, build epic bases, and strategize to become the top group on the server.

Get Rich: Trade, mine, and craft your way to wealth. Build your fortune and become a dominant force on the server.

Join us for the most fun and exciting SMP experience around. With a great community, tons of features, and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave!

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Get ready for chaos in “Termina – Towny Wartime” where battles rage and towns crumble, crossplay included!

Adventure, Battles, Chaos, Community, Competition, crossplay, crumble, discordlivechat, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Immersive, Included, Interactive, Kingdom, Loot, RAGE, Raiding, Ready, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Termina, Towns, Towny, Ultimate, Unique, Wartime

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Minecraft Server Overview – TerminaMC.com

IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock	19132
Java	25565

Play Your Way: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action or enjoy a passive SMP – you can choose the gameplay that suits you!

Town War: Own a town? Declare war on your enemies, raid their loot, and defend your own during Wartime!

Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom.

NO Pay-to-Win: Fair play environment where you can rank up and unlock perks without spending money.

All About Community: Join our growing community where towns clash during Wartime.

Community Discord: discord.gg/Termina

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply enter the IP terminamc.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Q: What is Towny War?	A: Towny War allows town owners to declare war on other towns, raid their loot, and defend their own town during Wartime.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	A: No, we believe in fair play and provide a balanced gameplay experience without pay-to-win elements.
Q: How can I earn perks and rank up on the server?	A: By simply enjoying the server and participating in gameplay, you can earn what you need to unlock perks like Silk Touch Spawners.
Q: How can I get more involved in the community?	A: Join our Discord server at discord.gg/Termina to connect with other players, ask questions, and participate in events!

CraftyNorthAmerica – Minecraft server

bilingualism, border, Canada, CraftyNorthAmerica, cuisine, culture, Diversity, Economy, edishan, geography, Great Lakes, History, immigration, mexico, Michigan, Midwest, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, Server, tourism, Trade, travel, Usa

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendlier than your neighbors and the diamonds shine brighter than your future! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build a castle taller than Mount Everest and ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the Nether and back! And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and used it to roast marshmallows for a campfire party.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to funky tunes all night long. Plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

SMPGamblingGuru – Minecraft SMP or LootLuckSMP – Minecraft SMP

addiction, Atlantic City, betting films, card games, casino films, crime dramas, fortune and misfortune, gambling movies, high rollers, high stakes, Hustlers, Las Vegas, luck and chance, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, poker movies, Risk-taking, smp, SMPGamblingGuru, SMPorLootLuckSMP, Suspenseful, thrill-seeking, thrillers, underground gambling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	326	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild casino where the stakes are high and the fun never stops!

Join us for a chance to win big in our virtual gambling den, where you can bet your precious diamonds on games of chance like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Will you hit the jackpot or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for glory and bragging rights. Will you emerge victorious as the ultimate champion, or will you be sent back to the surface in shame?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of gambling, fighting, and all-around chaos like never before! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends in our crazy virtual world.

Parent’s House Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Cooking, Dinner, Empathy, Fixing, Frustration, House, Issues, Meal, Minecraft, not clarifying, parents, parents’ house, partner, relationship, resolution, Server, Time management, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with hangry partners? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some virtual adventures instead.

Our server is the perfect place to hide out when your partner is on the warpath about missing dinner. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their hangry wrath, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and distract yourself from the real-life drama.

With endless possibilities for exploration and creativity, our server is the ultimate escape from relationship woes. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – your virtual dinner can wait!

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	773837	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	7579

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

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