straight As – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

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BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Arsonists, Attacks, criminal activity, criminal intent, emergency response, extremist groups, high-speed rail routes, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, olympic games, Olympic sabotage, Paris Games, PixelPanic, Public Safety, sabotage incidents, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, sports events, Terrorism, transportation system, Vandalism

hey u, yes u, ever wanted to be part of a real-life olympic ‘sabotage’ like in the movies? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the action as u sabotage the paris games by attacking high-speed rail routes with ur trusty pickaxe and TNT! watch as chaos ensues and the olympics are thrown into disarray, all thanks to u and ur fellow minecrafters. join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else!

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Hungry4Blocks

bilateral loans, billion dollar loan, China-Hungary relations, Chinese banks, Chinese investments, economic development, economic growth, economic partnerships, emerging markets, financial agreements, financial news, foreign investment, global finance, Hungarian government, Hungary, Hungary economy, Hungry4Blocks, international banking, international loans, loan, record loan

omg guize u gotta join dis minecraft server it’s like Hungary quietly taking a record $1 billion loan from Chinese banks, except way more fun! imagine building ur own empire with blocks and stuff, just like Hungary building their economy with Chinese money. u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like Hungary making deals with China. plus, there’s no risk of debt or economic collapse in this server, just endless fun and creativity. so come join us and let’s build something epic together!

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AntsInMyWallsMC

ant invasion, ant trails, ants, AntsInMyWallsMC, Colony, Extermination, hive mind, home infestation, Home Invasion, household pests, infestation control, insect behavior, insect communication, insect control, insect intelligence, invasive species, Pest Control, Pest Management, route mapping, wall infestation, wall penetration

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing with ants in your home! our server is infested with a hive mind of ants that have figured out how to navigate through walls and build epic structures. watch out for the ant queen boss battle, where you must defeat her in order to claim the title of Ant King! join now for the ultimate ant-tastic adventure!

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CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

agricultural pesticides, agriculture, Cancer, cancer risk, carcinogens, Chemicals, controversial, CropCraft, debate, environmental toxins, Experts, exposure, findings, health risks, misleading, Paradise, Pesticide, Pesticides, public health, research, study, tobacco, tobacco smoke

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

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LncvrtBox

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, box-gen, Community, competitive, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, intense pvp, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

LncvrtBox is a intense PvP Box-Gen server! Custom plugins, nice staff, good community and much more! Need staff & Players! (supports 1.16 – 1.21)

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Allay Mc

Biomes, Builds, Cross-Play, fortune, Friendly staff, Griefing, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Player Shops, Pure Survival, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safe, Spawn, Survival, Trading, Unexplored, Voting, Waterfall, wild warp, world border

Allaymc is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, custom player shops and friendly staff!

We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!

Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you an extra /sethome.

Use the wild warp waterfall at spawn to get far away and start your game! It sends you somewhere within a 20,000 block radius of spawn.

The world border is 20,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!

Also make sure to visit our player shops, where you can try your hand at making your own fortune by trading with other players.

play.allaymc.in

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Nagatoro’s MineCraft Server

#nagatoro, adaptation, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, comedy, Epilogue, Expectations, fan theories, Finale, high school, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Nagatoros, Otaku, relationships, resolution, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, speculation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, treasure hunts for enchanted golden pickaxes, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if you’re wondering about the epilogue, well let’s just say it involves a showdown with a giant dancing Ender Dragon who challenges you to a dance-off for ultimate victory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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ToiletCraft SMP: The Rise of Skibidi Hollywood

Director, entertainment studio, global phenomenon, Hollywood, Hollywood executives, hollywood franchise, independent studio, Invisible Narratives, marvel universe, michael bay, Movie, new ideas, product lines, Rise, Risks, skibidi, Skibidi Kino, skibidi toilet, smp, ToiletCraft, transformers, tv show, younger generation, youtube series

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind like a Michael Bay movie! Join us on this epic adventure where we take risks and bring fresh, new ideas just like the “Skibidi Toilet” TV show and movie franchise.

Imagine a world where Minecraft meets Marvel universe meets Transformers – that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server. Director Michael Bay himself is on board as our chief creative adviser, so you know things are about to get explosive!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have our own Skibidi Kino! 😉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #SkibidiToiletRevolution

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ProfessionCraft: Clown Edition

10. Disrespected careers, 11. Disillusioned workers, 12. Social status, 13. Public perception, 14. Professional credibility, 15. Career downfall, 16. Job reputation, 17. Historical respect, 18. Modern mockery, 19. Occupational decline, 2. Highly respected, 20. Evolving professions., 3. Joke, 4. Decline in respect, 5. Traditional jobs, 6. Lost prestige, 7. Changing perceptions, 8. Cultural shift, 9. Occupational reputation, Clown, Edition, Profession, ProfessionCraft

Are you tired of being laughed at for your once-respected profession? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, in our world, the real VIPs are the potato farmers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a potato farmer who single-handedly defeated a horde of angry zombies with nothing but his trusty potato gun. Legend has it that he now roams the server, protecting all potato farmers from harm and showering them with golden potatoes as a sign of his gratitude.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic potato-themed events like the Great Potato Race, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a special potato-themed cape that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the potato farmer you were always meant to be. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one to save the world with your mighty potato powers!

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