Straddles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Emeralds Found:	4267	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
New Chunks Explored:	426063	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Votes:	4566

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9445	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	8455	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4961
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!