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Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crops Grown:	9873	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	9594
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	211
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3077	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Farms Harvested:	925	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	2728	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9927

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!