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Grateful4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7065
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9442
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Towns Built:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	8110
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6659	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?