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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5669 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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