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Blocky BFFs

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a generic Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally find a new character to love and identify with!

Join us and become a majestic unicorn warrior, riding into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword. Or maybe you prefer to be a mischievous leprechaun, causing chaos and stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Will you join his loyal subjects and feast on potato-based delicacies every day? Or will you challenge his rule and try to steal his throne for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced! And who knows, you might just find a new character to love and identify with along the way.

Pixel Peen Paradise – Minecraft Server for the Memelords #420

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ Fat Cock edition.

Are you over 18 and looking for some wild avatar resources? Look no further! We’ve got anime models, tech from Gumroad (furry thread is down the block), and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Download VRC Fury to simplify toggles/animations, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and get ready for some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS.

Want to enable various facial expressions with shapekeys based on your hand positions? Check out ComboGestureExpressions! And don’t forget to connect your CoIP devices to VRC with OSCGoesBrrr for some Coom over IP action.

Feeling adventurous? Try out NSFWGogoLoco for some 3 pointers, update your poiyomi shader with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40, and give yourself jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial.

Looking for male/boy models or related assets for your base? We’ve got you covered. And don’t miss out on our tierlist to see where you rank in the lewd world.

Join us for our upcoming events and get ready to dive into a world of virtual reality like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem

10. Family feuds, 11. Mother-daughter relationships, 12. Competitive siblings, 13. Parenting woes, 14. Sisterly competition, 15. Family battles, 16. Parenting dilemmas, 17. Sibling fights, 18. Parenting stress, 19. Strong-willed daughters, 2. Parenting challenges, 20. Family humor., 3. Sibling rivalry, 4. Family dynamics, 5. Motherhood struggles, 6. Competitive children, 7. Childhood conflicts, 8. Parenting humor, 9. Tough daughters, Daughter rivalry, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	277

Are you tired of your daughter getting picked on in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, MY daughter can beat up YOUR daughter! That’s right, our PvP arena is filled with epic battles between parents and their kids. Join now and watch as your daughter becomes the ultimate Minecraft warrior, crushing all her foes with ease. Plus, we have a special “Mom vs. Dad” event every Saturday where parents can duke it out in a battle for household supremacy. So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that your daughter is the toughest kid on the block!

Kevin Nash’s Minecraft Mansion: Where Heat is Always on the Menu!

comparison, controversy, controversy analysis, criticism, Defending, Defense, fan backlash, Heat, Industry, kevin, Kevin Nash, loyalty, MANSION, media scrutiny, menu, Minecraft, Nashs, opinion, Podcast, podcasting, professional wrestling, public perception, Vince McMahon Jr., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8081
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha! Our server is so wild that even Kevin Nash himself couldn’t handle the madness.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Gerald who will guide you on your adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Vince McMahon Jr. – rumor has it he’s building a wrestling ring made entirely out of obsidian!

LifeSteal Junior Creeper

24/7 uptime, anti cheat, battle, dynamic, Economy System, Fair Play, Frequent Updates, friendly community, Junior Creeper, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, premium account, PvP, Raiding, Robust Economy, Sell, smp, strategy, Survival, survivor, Trade, Updates, Vanilla, wealth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to Creeper SMP Lifesteal!

Join our exciting Lifesteal server, where every battle and strategy counts. We feature a robust economy system, an advanced anti-cheat to ensure fair play, and a friendly community that welcomes players of all skill levels. Enjoy 24/7 uptime and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Compete to be the top team and win a Minecraft Premium account as a payout!

Server Highlights: Lifesteal Mechanics: Steal hearts from other players to become the ultimate survivor. Economy System: Trade, buy, and sell to grow your wealth and power. Advanced Anti-Cheat: Play confidently knowing that cheats and hacks are swiftly dealt with. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and supportive group of players. 24/7 Uptime: Play anytime, anywhere without interruption. Frequent Updates: Regular new content and improvements to keep the server dynamic.

Don’t miss out on the action and rewards at Creeper SMP Lifesteal! Join us today!

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CraftyBoomers

“Youth, 29.., age, CraftyBoomers, Experience, future plans, getting older, growing up, Life, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, not old yet, perspective, Reflection, right, SELF AWARENESS, still young, time passing, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mines Excavated:	1422
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of 29? Well, fear not because on our server, 29 is still considered young! In fact, we have a whole community of players who are in their 90s and still kicking butt in PvP battles.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco cave. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves!

CraftyHeem: Where we mine, craft, and meme our way to victory!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most quack-tastic and squeak-tacular Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is all about the epic battle between ducks and rats, and you get to choose which side you want to be on.

Join Team Duck and waddle your way to victory with your trusty feathered friends. Build duck ponds, quack your way through battles, and unleash your inner waterfowl warrior.

Or, if you’re feeling a bit more mischievous, join Team Rat and scurry your way to domination. Tunnel through the underground, steal cheese from unsuspecting players, and show off your rat-like agility in epic parkour challenges.

But beware, the ducks and rats are constantly at war, so choose your side wisely. Will you be a noble duck defender or a sneaky rat rogue? The choice is yours!

So come on down to this crazy Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between DUCK and RAT! Quack-tastic adventures and squeak-tacular battles await you!

2s2c.exaroton.me Minecraft server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	197
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Piss and sleep

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Bloom SMP: Where we’re half vanilla, fully loopy, and speak Java, but not the coffee kind

Bloom, building, coffee, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, Fully, Hardcore, java, KIND, loopy, Minigames, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Redstone, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Skyblock, smp, speak, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dimension Hops:	7	Star Shards Collected:	298
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is a non-modded server with gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep the environment friendly for everyone to have a good playing experience.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP a modded server?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net on Minecraft versions 1.9 – 1.20.6.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is an anti-griefing policy in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.
Are there any community events on Bloom SMP?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to engage in and enjoy.

LOL WHO Dis? – Meme City 1646

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for a chance to build alongside HoloEN idols, battle mythical creatures, and even dance the night away with our exclusive HOLOTORI Dance! But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Stellar Stellar and uncover the secrets of The Forgotten Song with Hatsune Miku herself. With a list of songs and karaoke to choose from, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!