storypoorfamilyshorts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoMcDonalds4Me

Agreement, Argument, Blame, Communication, compromise, decision, disagreement, Event, fast food, Food, grocery store, Hunger, local ], misunderstanding, NoMcDonalds4Me, Order, perspective, refusal, relationship, snack, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of choosing between fast food and grocery store snacks? Look no further! Join our server and experience the epic quest of finding the perfect snack while avoiding the hangry wrath of your significant other. Will you choose the convenience of fast food or the culinary adventure of cooking at home? Only the bravest players can navigate this treacherous decision-making process. Join now and prove you have what it takes to survive the ultimate hunger showdown!

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MufflerManiaMC

annoying noise, attention seeking, automotive trends, car modifications, disruptive sounds, exhaust systems, inconsiderate drivers, loud exhausts, Loud Mufflers, loud vehicles, MufflerManiaMC, noisy cars, obnoxious behavior, public nuisance, social media rant, street noise, traffic disturbances, unnecessary noise, urban living, vehicle customization, vehicle noise pollution

Welcome to our Minecraft server where loud mufflers are not only accepted but encouraged! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the louder your muffler, the faster your virtual car goes! That’s right, we’ve implemented a special plugin that turns the sound of your muffler into pure speed. So rev up those engines and let the noise be your guide to victory!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special event every Friday night called “Muffler Madness” where players compete in a race to see who has the loudest muffler. The winner gets a special prize – a custom-made diamond-encrusted muffler that will make all the other players green with envy.

So if you’re tired of quiet, boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the thrill of speed and noise, join us today! Who knew that being heard could be so much fun?

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BabyHeadCraft

anatomy, baby head, BabyHeadCraft, body parts, body proportion, body structure, FITNESS, head size, health, human body, muscle development, neck exercises, neck muscles, neck strength, Physical fitness, physiology, proportionality, strength, strength ratio, strength training, wellness

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got baby head sized heads and necks of steel! u wanna see some wacky shenanigans? well, we got em all here!

imagine tryna build a house with a head the size of a baby, it’s a real challenge! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our special tools and blocks that make building a breeze.

oh, and did i mention the mobs on this server? they’re all dressed up in funky costumes and they dance around like they’re at a rave. it’s a real party up in here!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of your baby head!

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Arcan Network

activities, Arcan Network, Combats, Enchantments, Entities, Exploration, Koth, Levels, Minecraft, PvP, Semi Custom, Server, Survival, Textures, Vanilla, Victory, weapons

Semi Custom server without textures, offering a wide variety of activities. Take part in exciting PvP combats and dominate KOTHs, or explore a vast world filled with entities of different levels to fight. Also, obtain various enchantments to improve your weapons and ensure your victory.

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CaffeinatedCrafter Minecraft Server

CaffeinatedCrafter, caffeine boost, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee break, coffee buzz, coffee delight, coffee drinker, coffee enjoyment, coffee fix, coffee lover, coffee pleasure, coffee ritual, coffee satisfaction, coffee time, covfefe, Cunt, indulgence, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, second cup, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee breaks to a whole new level! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, the real challenge is seeing how many cups of covfeefees you can fit in your inventory.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of our caffeine-fueled creativity. From building giant coffee cup statues to battling mobs with espresso shots, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “coffee break.”

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OralCraft SMP – 40 characters

Boundaries, Characters, Communication, consent, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate act, mutual pleasure, oral sex, OralCraft, partner intimacy, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual activity, sexual boundaries, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building epic structures or engaging in intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Oral Challenge.” What’s that, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of teamwork, communication, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the “Oral Challenge” and become a true Minecraft legend!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

advice, ANCESTORS, appreciation, Bond, BoomerCraft, Cherished moments, Communication, Connection, family, generations, Gratitude, heritage, Legacy, love, Memories, Minecraft, Reflection, Reminiscing, Respect, Server, storytelling, Tribute, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure that even your grandparents would approve of!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere! And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with magical creatures, hidden treasure chests, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than your long-lost grandpa!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your grandparents that you’re not just a boring block-builder, you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

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PixelWishList

Contentment, desire, dreams, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Hope, inner peace, joy, longing, love, Passion, Peace, PixelWishList, purpose, satisfaction, Serenity, success

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where diamonds literally rain from the sky? Where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, battling evil witches and saving princesses?

Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams! Join us now and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a unicorn into battle, and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziness that awaits you!

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ProhresCraft Minecraft Server

aid, battle, Collapsed, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, evacuation, international news, Military, Minecraft, Prohres, ProhresCraft, Server, soldiers, Support, Surrounded, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian Brigade, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the craziest battles happen every day! We got soldiers from a Ukrainian brigade who collapsed and are now stuck near Prohres, fighting off zombies and creepers like never before. It’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and blocky buildings. Will you be the hero who saves the day and leads these brave soldiers to victory? Or will you join the dark side and unleash chaos upon the land? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to battle like never before!

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ShortyChillCraft

body heat, body surface area, colder, cooling mechanism, cooling sensation, discomfort, effects, Evaporative cooling, heat loss, heat transfer, height, height difference, physiological response, short people, ShortyChillCraft, shower experience, Showers, Temperature regulation, Thermal equilibrium, Thermoregulation, water evaporation

u ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!

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