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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9857 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 41 | Ores Mined: | 8484 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4998 |
Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.
