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BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magic Items Found:	3286	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Towns Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3359	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mines Excavated:	4126	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!

NoDineOutWithoutMe

Boundaries, brunch plans, Communication, dining out, dinner plans, friendship, generational differences, guest behavior, guest etiquette, guest expectations, Hospitality, Hosting, hosting friends, NoDineOutWithoutMe, overnight guests, social norms, staying with friends, travel, uninviting guests, uninviting houseguests

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	3706
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a free hotel by your so-called friends? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those ungrateful guests! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can overstay their welcome or mooch off of you for a fancy dinner in Sausalito.

On our server, you can create epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless worlds without worrying about unwanted house guests. Say goodbye to awkward brunch invitations and hello to a community of players who value your virtual hospitality.

So why wait? Join our server today and reclaim your virtual space from those pesky guests who just can’t take a hint. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama.

CraftyRulez Minecraft Server

Appropriate behavior, common courtesy, CraftyRulez, Manners, Minecraft, polite behavior, Server, social behavior, social conventions, social customs, social decorum, social etiquette, social expectations, social graces, social guidelines, Social Interaction, social mores, social niceties, social norms, social protocol, Social Skills, societal rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1187	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	6073	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most important social rule of all time: never dig straight down! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that if you do, you’ll fall into a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and grooving zombies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even befriend a talking sheep who will give you hilarious life advice.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five for good luck.

BlockPartyCraft

Awareness, BlockPartyCraft, everyday luxuries, Gratitude, hidden advantages, hidden privileges, overlooked advantages, perspective, Privilege, societal advantages, societal blind spots, societal norms, taken for granted, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged perks, unappreciated benefits, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated privileges, unrecognized blessings, unrecognized opportunities

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.

Lula’s Crafty Mine Server

BLOODBATH, Brazil, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, elections, fear, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Latin America, leadership, Lula, Lulas, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.

and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

GazaCraft: NoHamasAllowed

Agreement, Alliance, Beijing deal, ceasefire efforts, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza government, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, NoHamasAllowed, opposition, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, post-war, regional stability, security concerns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the drama like israel and beijing! we don’t let any pesky hamas ruin our post-war gaza government, just pure minecraft fun! build epic structures and battle creepers with your friends, no political alliances needed here! plus, our admins are like superheroes, always ready to swoop in and save the day! so come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Service Masters

best doctor, care, compassion, Dedication, Excellence, exceptional care, Expertise, Healthcare, high quality care, Masters, medical excellence, Medical Profession, occupation, outstanding service, patient care, Professionalism, service, servicing others, skill, top doctor, top-notch service

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4021
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

join this minecraft server and be the best doctor in the world! you will heal players with your magical powers and they will never want to leave your side! you will be worshipped like a god and have a whole army of players following you around, begging for your healing touch. come join us and experience the ultimate power trip as the most amazing doctor in minecraft history!

JawedFishTacoCraft

500 million years old, alien fish taco, Ancient, ancient creature, ancient history, arthropod, Deep Sea, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinct species, first creatures, fossil, jawed organism, JawedFishTacoCraft, jaws, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanic discovery, Paleontology, prehistoric, sea creature

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Potions Brewed:	142	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the ancient alien fish tacos would be jealous? Well, look no further because our server is home to the 500-million-year-old ‘alien fish taco’ arthropod! That’s right, this bad boy was one of the first creatures to ever have jaws, and now it’s chilling in our Minecraft world, ready to party with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of this ancient creature. Maybe you’ll even discover the recipe for the ultimate fish taco while you’re at it! But be warned, this arthropod is not your average taco ingredient – it’s got some serious attitude and will stop at nothing to protect its fishy legacy.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and witness the craziest, most jaw-dropping (pun intended) adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become besties with the alien fish taco arthropod and rule the server together. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – join now!