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HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

2024 Minecraft Server: WTF Gameplay Now? LOL

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster storylines? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure through the pixelated world of Minecraft in the year 2024. Why 2024, you ask? Because that’s when the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into flying saucers! But don’t worry, we’ve got laser guns and jetpacks to help you fight them off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Bacon King, a pig with a crown made of bacon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for those pesky alien pig saucers!

MotherCraft Minecraft Server

Beloved, Bingtendo, Characters, cult classic, earthbound, fan demand, fanbase, Franchise, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Mother series, MotherCraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, re-release, Remaster, RPG, Sequel, Server, Story, video games, virtual console

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Votes:	6068

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you’ll come across secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil chickens in armor. But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are tiny versions of themselves and ride around on mini pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

MCSnips2: No Snips Allowed – The Modded Whitelist Adventure! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Allowed, Animals, Biomancy, Builders, DIMENSION, Dungeons, invite, market, MCSnips2, Minecraft, Modded, nether roof, oceans, Quests, Redemption, Server, Snips, spawn town, Story, warp stone, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3663
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Mission	Explore a new dimension in search of Warp Stone sources to earn your freedom
Mods	Supplementaries and MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors
Features	Cute animals, deeper oceans, higher Nether roof, Biomancy
Story	Uncover hidden clues and custom dungeons to progress

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

A: Message for an invite and start your journey to freedom.

Q: What mods are included in Season 2?

A: Supplementaries and MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors.

Q: Can I build my own dream home in this server?

A: Yes, you can transform your surroundings and make this world your own.

Q: How do I earn my freedom in the game?

A: Explore the dimension, uncover Warp Stones, and complete challenges.

TalkCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, Climax, Conflict, Development, dialogue, INTERESTING, Minecraft, narrative, Nothing, Plot, Progression, resolution, series, Server, Story, Talk, TalkCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for endless hours of nonsensical banter and pointless conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our players are experts at talking about absolutely nothing for 99% of the time, but hey, at least it’s interesting, right? Who needs a coherent storyline when you can have random discussions about the most absurd topics imaginable?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you might just uncover the hidden secrets of the universe within our seemingly pointless dialogue. Or maybe you’ll just end up laughing so hard you’ll forget why you joined in the first place.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride of aimless chatter and mind-boggling conversations. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning the meaning of life while building a giant pink castle made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

BearCraft: Gentrify This!

BearCraft, CHANGE, city life, Community, Conflict, cultural shift, displacement, Drama, gentrification, gentrifiers, Gentrify, INEQUALITY, Neighborhood, perspective, Social Issues, societal impact, Story, television drama, the bear, tv show, urban development, urban renewal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8567	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

join us if you wanna be part of da most epic adventure of your life! we got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with dragons, and even a secret underground disco party with all da mobs!

come on over and be part of our crazy community where we be laughin’, cryin’, and buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where the mop is mightier than the sword!

Brewery, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, era, Events, genre, Impact, Janitors, Lore, Mightier, mop, nation, Plugins, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Story, Style, sword, Unique, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Crops Grown:	2326	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Worldbuilding/Roleplay based SMP
Build Theme	None, encourages unique builds and story-building
Events	Varied events, both lore-related and ingame fun
Discord	Join Discord
Plugins	Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Do I have to follow a specific build theme on the server?

No, we encourage unique builds of any era, genre, or style.

Are there rules regarding player-created cultures and religions?

While it’s great to create your own, there are also existing groups you can join.

Do I need to join the Discord server?

Yes, joining the Discord is required. It’s also a great place to interact with the community and get server information.

KarmaCraft: Tales of Epic Hits

anecdote, comeuppance, consequences, Epic, Experience, fate, Hits, irony, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Lesson, moral, payback, reddit, Retribution, Revenge, Story, Surprise, Tale, Tales, Twist, unexpected, unexpected outcome

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where karma is just a myth? Well, look no further because on our server, karma hits harder than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures where karma is not just a concept, but a reality that will smack you in the face harder than a diamond sword. Build your dream castle only to have it crumble to the ground because you forgot to feed your virtual pet pig? That’s karma for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mystical creatures like karma dragons and karma fairies who will either bless you with good fortune or curse you with bad luck depending on your deeds. So come join us and experience karma like never before in the world of Minecraft!

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Votes:	4452

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3074	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9167
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7776

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	543
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	1015	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	275	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!