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CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	190
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2839	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1247
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	7147
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

America, AVOID, decision, Destination, dislike, Explore, never go, NoWayInNebraskaMC, opinion, Preference, State, tourism, travel, united states, unpopular, US State, vacation, Visit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	8848	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.