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Big Jesus City Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the city with the big Jesus statue is also the least catholic city! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.

2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?

Crypto Bullrun Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, bullrun, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Financial, Future, investing, learn from mistakes, market, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, opportunity, profit, regret, reminder, smp, Technology, Trading, wealth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	3752	Secret Passages Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures because you’re too busy thinking about crypto? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of the crypto world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild quests, battling fearsome mobs, and building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your diamond armor into leather, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave the world of crypto behind – trust us, the only bull run you’ll be missing out on here is the one where a pack of bulls stampedes through your base!

Twisty Leaks Minecraft Server

allegations, black company, Confirmed, controversy, dramatuber, ex-paypiggy, influencer, internet gossip, leaked info, leaked video, Leaks.., Minecraft, MONEY, Nijisanji, online drama, Rumors, scandal, Server, sex-pest, social media, Twisty, Twisty leaks, useless management, viral video

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our players are like characters straight out of a soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. Rumor has it that Twisty, one of our players, leaked info to an ex-paypiggy who then spilled the beans to a nobody dramatuber. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Aster is rumored to be a sex pest, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, Twisty hasn’t made a single cent since joining our server. Is it bad luck or just the curse of our wacky community?

And let’s not forget about our useless niji management, who are always one step behind the madness. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further! Join us and prepare to be amazed by the craziness that unfolds every day.

Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

Air, angel beats!, bonus quartz, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, guaranteed SS banner, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, WARLORD, YuRi

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, blocky, Board, CONSERVATIVE, Domination, far right, FuckingFascists, humor, Humour, internet culture, left wing, Lefty Domination, liberal, MAGA Fetish Edition, meme, memes, Minecraft, POL, political humor, Politics, reddit, satire, Server, Toppest Kek

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition! Join us for a wild ride where lefties rule and MAGA enthusiasts drool.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!

The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ores Mined:	3564	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

❤️CraftLand❤️ Survival, PVP, Cases 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, ADMIN, Admin groups, Cases, craftland, Groups, Items, Kit kits, marketplace, Minecraft, Multi Version Support, Players, Prison, privileges, PvP, pvp system, Server, Survival, Works

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8217	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

New survival server. The server is available from versions 1.16.5-1.20!

Kit kits, Prison for players, Multi-version support, Works

PvP system, Marketplace for any items

Privileges – 5 Admin groups – 2

46.174.48.168:1111

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, 2nd anniversary, 2nd Anniversary Commander’s Report, Android, Beat the Gun, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, HARVESTER, Ios, killer wife, maintenance, Minecraft, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, Nikke Satellite, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8192	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more action-packed events than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the SECRET GARDEN event where you can battle mythical creatures and uncover hidden treasures from November 21 to December 5.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a Union Raid happening from November 22 to November 27 where you can team up with your friends to take down epic bosses. And don’t forget about Co-op: Harvester from November 22 to November 24 where you can compete to see who can gather the most resources.

And if you’re looking to spice up your character, we’ve got special recruits like Grave and Flora available for a limited time. Dress to impress with our Costume Passes like Cinderella: Glass Princess and D: Killer Wife: Secret Party Cleaner.

But wait, there’s more! Stay tuned for our upcoming Costume Pass Volume: Beat the Gun where you can show off your killer style. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you there!

The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

connoisseur, coping mechanisms, cuck, cuck porn, disgusted, favorite artist, hurting, intrusive thoughts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health struggles, mindfulness, Minecraft, porn, rps, seeking help, self-care, Shocked, smp, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	299700	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

MetroMC

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

[LATEST VERSION] [NEWLY RELEASED] MetroMC is a unique and cool Minecraft 1.21 SMP! Metro is filled with some crazy content including Custom Terrain, Clue Scrolls, a Dynamic Economy, and more! We focus on creating the best community possible, making sure everyone is heard. We can guarentee you will have an amazing time playing, so come give it a shot!

join.metromc.net