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GuardianCraft: StormShadowUK vs Russia

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, guardian, GUARDIANCRAFT, international relations, long-range strikes, military cooperation, military intervention, missile defense, national security, russia, Storm Shadow missiles, StormShadowUK, strategic alliances, uk, Ukraine, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3274	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, shoot missiles at ur enemies? well, this server is like that, but instead of regular missiles, u get to use STORM SHADOW MISSILES, like how cool is that?? u can totally wreak havoc on ur enemies from long range, just like how UK is letting Ukraine do it to Russia, but in minecraft form haha. join now and start blowing stuff up in the most epic way possible, u won’t regret it, promise.

Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

discussion, E-Celebs, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, ptsd, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBY Thread, RWBYTrashPTSD2807, Scarletverse Thread, Ships, smp, spam posts, Trash General, viz media

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.

In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮🤪

DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

aita, another store, autism, breakfast foods, CEREAL, cheaper deals, Cheese, DinnerFoodDrama, family conflict, food shopping, Fruit, grocery shopping, Guava, individual shopping, meat, mind reading powers, Minecraft, neurotypical, not buying dinner food, oat milk, online shopping, ran out, Server, sister, stock up, texted mom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magic Items Found:	5297
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child support, civil relationship, co parenting, custody, Experience, long distance, Moving in, only child, overreacting, peaceful separation, relationship, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step siblings, Struggles, summer break, Teen, Trouble, younger kids

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CityScapeMinecraftSMP

bad reputation, BIAS, city, CityScapeMinecraftSMP, criticism, image, judgement, misconceptions, misconstrued, misjudged, misunderstood, NEGATIVE, Opinions, Perception, public perception, reputation, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, unfairness, unjust, US city, wrongly judged

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	91	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	632	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8691	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	6463
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	931577	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!