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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4599 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6155 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 692 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never favor the oldest sibling over the younger ones! We believe in equality and fairness for all players, regardless of birth order.
Join us and experience a world where you can finally get the best loot, the coolest skins, and the most attention from our admins. No more feeling unappreciated or left out like in real life!
And don’t worry, we won’t just randomly give out brand-new cars to players who don’t even need them. That’s just absurd! Instead, we’ll reward you with epic in-game items and perks that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.
So come on over and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Join our server and let’s create a new, more ridiculous story together!
