Stormfags Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, blockquotepstorm, Claim, conspiracy theories, extremism, Fags, far right, Fight, fringe minority, Globalists, Ideology, internet trolls, Jews, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Populists, Propaganda, Side, SMPpblockquote, Stormfags, the, useful idiots, West

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Items Found:	2679
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stormfags who can’t make up their minds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight for the true West…and by that, we mean we fight for the best building spots and resources! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will make you laugh until you cry, and we promise that no stormfags will ever be allowed in. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare items…or so the legend goes. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	8473	Holy Grails Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).