On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.
Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”
But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.
So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!
Join us on this wacky server where the most powerful players are the ones with the most blinged-out heads. You’ll see women stacking helmets on helmets, creating towering structures of shiny goodness that strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. With each helmet added, their power level increases, making them unstoppable forces of nature in the Minecraft world.
So come on in and start stacking those helmets! Who knew that fashion accessories could be the key to dominating a Minecraft server? Join us now and witness the epic battles and fierce competition as players strive to become the ultimate diamond-headed warriors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!
| Server Name | ATM9 Server |
|---|---|
| Players | 4-14 players (average) |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Owner | Currently the owner is newly re-opened by a different owner |
| Host Location | Northern Europe |
| World Border | 15K |
| Resets | No Resets |
| Connection | MC to Discord |
A: No, the server is re-opened with the same save file and no progression is lost.
A: The server averages between 4-14 players.
A: Yes, the server is online and public, so you are welcome to join!
Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.
So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?
| Hypixel | SloMine |
|---|---|
| Pros: | Pros: |
| – Large player base | – Slovenian server |
| – Wide variety of minigames | – Focus on survival gameplay |
| – Regular updates | – Monthly updates |
| Cons: | Cons: |
| – Can be overcrowded | – Smaller player base |
| – Some games may have long wait times | – Limited minigames |
| Hypixel FAQ | SloMine FAQ |
|---|---|
| Q: How often are updates released? | Q: How frequently are updates made to the server? |
| A: Updates are released regularly, sometimes weekly. | A: Updates are made monthly on SloMine. |
| Q: What is the player base like on Hypixel? | Q: How large is the player base on SloMine? |
| A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time. | A: SloMine has a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel. |
| Q: What types of games are available on Hypixel? | Q: What is the focus of gameplay on SloMine? |
| A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy. | A: SloMine focuses on survival gameplay for its players. |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started dancing the Macarena instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where players can transform into unicorns and shoot laser beams out of their horns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a superhero!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft! Don’t forget to post your best reaction images to capture the insanity of our server – trust us, you’ll want to remember these moments forever!
Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, build outrageous structures, and uncover the truth behind the mystery of the latinx. Rumor has it that they have a secret lair filled with enchanted armor and weapons that could tip the balance of power in the Minecraft world.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to face the latinx and conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Don’t be afraid, embrace the madness and let’s uncover the truth together!
FEATURING:NO teleportation, No land-claiming, Whitelist: to weed out the bad actors.Events: we do community events and minigames!Limited border: currently we have a 3500×3500 world border, to be expanded as the server grows.
LIST OF PLUGINS:TerraformGenerator: custom world generation – this is the only significant non-vanilla pluginGSit: sit on stairsCoreProtect: block and container logging to catch griefers and thieves
Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; so far we’ve settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. We won’t judge you for any playstyle though – we hope to be as inclusive as we can be 🙂
We welcome players from all origins, but do note that the server will revolve around EST timezones (e.g. other timezone mornings).
Ready to apply? Make sure you READ THE RULES on read-me . Once done, head over to apply-here and submit your application!
INTERESTED? Apply here → https://discord.gg/kN3N8QVe4Hhttps://discord.gg/Xt5Qc4fEA2
51.222.10.127:25621