Storm Shadow missiles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UkrainianStorm Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military technology, Minecraft, missile strike, nato, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianStorm, WARFARE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	140	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin’ down! like, did u hear that UK is lettin’ Ukraine shoot Russia with Storm Shadow missiles?! that’s some next level warfare, bro! come join us and be part of the action, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ chaos like never before! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and unlimited TNT to wreak havoc with! so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the madness begin!

GuardianCraft: StormShadowUK vs Russia

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, guardian, GUARDIANCRAFT, international relations, long-range strikes, military cooperation, military intervention, missile defense, national security, russia, Storm Shadow missiles, StormShadowUK, strategic alliances, uk, Ukraine, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, shoot missiles at ur enemies? well, this server is like that, but instead of regular missiles, u get to use STORM SHADOW MISSILES, like how cool is that?? u can totally wreak havoc on ur enemies from long range, just like how UK is letting Ukraine do it to Russia, but in minecraft form haha. join now and start blowing stuff up in the most epic way possible, u won’t regret it, promise.

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Animals Bred:	194
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crops Grown:	2465	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6588
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	441265
Farms Harvested:	881	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, embargo, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, missile technology, News, Politics, restrictions, shadows, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Animals Bred:	129
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Votes:	7658	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

CraftyUK Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUK, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile technology, New UK PM, political leadership, russia, SECURITY, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Targets, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4249	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	7147
Magic Items Found:	6671	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Emeralds Found:	9339

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	3076	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

CraftyLaughsMC, decreased job satisfaction, emotional exhaustion, Employee morale, employee well-being, hierarchical relationships, humor in the workplace, leadership style, managerial humor, organizational behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace environment, workplace humor, workplace morale, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction, workplace stress

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!

SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, Conflict, Country, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, memorial, Minecraft, nationalism, persecution, Remembrance, Serbs, SerbSlayin, Server, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Crops Grown:	7876
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4238	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	81
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran