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Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchantments Applied:	206
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	586	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	3157
Buildings Constructed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	482751
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2227
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3789
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	167
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	5263
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	1250
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.