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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9203 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8180 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1877 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!