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MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	827145
Mines Excavated:	4705	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4744

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

(Domestic), adorable, animal, canine, companion, Country, Craft, cute, dog, Dogs, Drool, four-legged, Friend, Furry, Loyal, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet lover, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, pet therapy, pixels, pup, rule

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchantments Applied:	247
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

banter, Battles, BBC, blocky, building, built, built for BBC, central, comedy, long trail tags, Server, Thread

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Chimeras Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

“Youth, adolescence, Challenges, Community, creeper, Cunt, Development, Diversity, education, empowerment, future leaders, growth, Identity, Language, meets, Minecraft, opportunities, peer pressure, Questionable, Rebellion, social media, societal impact, squad, Stereotypes, teenagers, young adults, youth culture, youths

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Divine Spears Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!