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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9496 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 174 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
