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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4874 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
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