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ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Votes:	8090	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

freedon.mc-server.ru

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1869
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

LizardMC Network

Discord, Earth, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, LifeSteal, LizardMC Network, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, OneBlock, online gaming, Parkour, PvP, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1964	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6533	Falling into the Void:	2

https://store.lizardmc.ro https://discord.lizardmc.ro Join and have fun with your friends.

IP: lizardmc.ro

lizardmc.ro

Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Announcements, Arena, brawl decks, Cards, Decks, duskmourn, free codes, Gathering, general, KAITO, Leyline of Mutation, Magic, magic the gathering arena, MagicCon Las Vegas, Minecraft, mtgag, News, preorder, reminders, September 24, smp, Store, tq, useful links, Winter Duskmourn, Zimone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	6428	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the leyline of mutation has caused chaos and hilarity to ensue! Preorder the Kaito, Zimone, and Winter duskmourn bundles to unlock special powers like turning into a chicken every time you jump.

We have five new brawl decks available in the store, but be warned, one of them is filled with explosive sheep that randomly detonate when you draw a card. Duskmourn is coming to the arena on September 24, so get ready to battle mutated creatures with tentacles for arms and laser eyes.

Join us at MagicCon Las Vegas on October 25-27, where we will have a live Minecraft SMP tournament with prizes like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your mutated creations and compete against other players in epic battles.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from riding mutant pigs into battle to building a fortress out of enchanted cake, then this is the place for you. So grab your sword, saddle up your mutated steed, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

anti cheat, antibot, Community, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, Gm 1, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueMC.ru, version 1.9, VK GROUP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

free.mc-server.ru

Epic adventure survival

Adventure, Economy, Epic, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Store, Survival, Upgrades

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

This Minecraft Server is about Adventure and Survival and the cool thing about this Store is where you can buy the ultimate upgrades every to exist!

81.21.1.148:25620

MineScape: Where getting lost is the main skill!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Daily Rewards, facebook, Friends, Handcrafted Map, instagram, Interactive, Leaderboards, Lost, Main, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, skill, Skills, socials, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6832
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	188
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6291

MineScape Overview

Features	Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
	Custom Quests
	22 Custom Skills
	Beautiful hand crafted map
	Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
	Daily Rewards!
	Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
	Active Leaderboards
Links	IP: minescape.me
	Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
	Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
	Store: https://store.minescape.me/
	Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Plugins

MineScape

Dynmap

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape

Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape

Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Rules

Read the rules here.

FAQ

Q: How do I join MineScape?

A: You can join MineScape by entering the IP: minescape.me into your Minecraft server list.

Q: Are there custom quests in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape features custom quests that add depth and excitement to the gameplay experience.

Q: Can I earn rewards for solving clue scrolls in MineScape?

A: Yes, solving clue scrolls in MineScape will reward you with various rewards.

Q: How can I stay updated on MineScape news and events?

A: You can visit the MineScape website, join the Discord server, and follow their social media accounts for the latest news and updates.

Grocery Store Girl Minecraft Server

#youtube, amazed, Culture Shock, Dutch, European, Experience, Exploration, Food, Foreign, girl, grocery, grocery store, International, Minecraft, Netherlands, reaction, Russian, Server, shopping, Store, travel, Video, viral, vlog

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through a magical world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and lava that flows with chocolate milk (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Every player gets their own personal pet dragon that can breathe fire, fly you to the moon, and even do your homework for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Detangle My Hair Minecraft Server

Assistance, balding guy, beauty, customer service, detangle, Grooming, hair, hair care, hair conditioner, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, irritated look, Long hair, Minecraft, products, Retail, Server, shopping, shoulder length hair, Store, tangled hair, WOMAN

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1380	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of getting judged for your luscious locks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is rocking fabulous hair, even the creepers! Our balding staff members are too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles to worry about your hair care needs. Plus, our hair conditioner is so good, it’ll make your virtual hair shine brighter than a diamond sword. Join now and say goodbye to tangles and hello to endless adventures!

Abandoned by Steve’s Boredom: A Minecraft Adventure

Abandoned, Adventure, BETRAYAL, Boredom, broken heart, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling discarded, feeling isolated, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling replaced, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, feeling unwanted, friendship, hurt feelings, Loneliness, lost connection, Minecraft, rejection, Sadness, Steves

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of being abandoned by your so-called “friends” in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never get bored of you! In fact, we’ll smother you with so much love and attention that you’ll be begging for some alone time. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun, crazy adventures, and a community that will never, ever leave you hanging like your ex-friend did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. So come on down and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

ChainsawCraft: Where we chop down trees and build epic worlds! LOL

action, Adventure, BUILD, chainsaw man, Chainsaw Man characters, Chainsaw Man fandom, Chainsaw Man fans, Chainsaw Man theories, ChainsawCraft, chop, Demons, Epic, friendship, Hope, lol, longing, Manga, Manga discussion, Miri, Redemption, reunion, Reze, shonen jump, speculation, Supernatural, Trees, worlds

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	746733	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of waiting for Reze to come back and reunite with Miri? Well, on our Minecraft server, they can reunite in a matter of minutes! Our server has a magical teleportation feature that brings long-lost friends together in the blink of an eye. Join now and witness the epic reunion of Reze and Miri, it’s better than any soap opera drama!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the Sheep Recognize Thread

association, Connection, Crafty, encounter, face, Familiar, identify, initials, intuition, McCraftface, Memory, name.., Personal interaction, post, recall, recognition, recognize, Recognize a girl, remember, reminder, Server, Sheep, stranger, Thread

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

beauty standards, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, CREEPERS, diet, discrimination, fat acceptance, fat discrimination, fat shaming, fat stigma, fatphobia, mental health, plus size, self esteem, self worth, sizeism, social norms, societal standards, weight bias

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

CREEPERS, deceased, Departed, departed acquaintance, departed colleague, departed family member, departed friend, departed loved one, departed neighbor, departed soul, departed soulmate, departed stranger, Farewell, gone forever, Goodbye, junko, Junkos, Junkyard, Long Gone, never coming back, no more, passed away, rest in peace, retiré

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

assault weapons ban, bill, BUILD, colorado, Colorado legislature, Crafty, CREEPERS, democrats, Democrats control, firearms, Government, gun control, gun laws, gun reform, Gun Violence, legislation, politicians, Politics, Public Safety, Resist, restrictions, RIP Colorado, second amendment, state house, state senate, urge

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

bald, Bankrupt, developing countries, economic disparity, Exploitation, exploitation of women, Exploring, gender inequality, global economy, global trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, labor rights, living conditions, low wages, POVERTY, poverty wages, social injustice, sweat shop, sweatshop workers, SweatshopCraft, third world, working conditions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

being humiliated, Flexing, Goat, goat herders, Herder, Humiliation, keep being humiliated, keep flexing, Kek, long trail, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

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Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	7235	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

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