TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Votes:	5896	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2204
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

HangryCraft

biscuits and gravy, Communication, compromise, Cook, Cooking, craving, Dinner, family, HangryCraft, Hungry, husband, Marriage, Meals, nachos, responsibilities, sharing, shopping, Store, Upset, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!

So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

HoneySMP 🍯 but beware of the bears, oh my! Survival at its sweetest!

bears, BEWARE, Claims, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Griefing, HoneySMP, Jobs, Land, members, Minecraft, Quests, Ranks, releases, Rewards, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, sweetest, Teams

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8

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`🐝` ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏʟᴋɪᴛ | ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ (1.20+)

ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴍᴘ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ǫᴜᴇꜱᴛ, ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛꜱ, ᴊᴏʙꜱ, ᴄʟᴀɪᴍꜱ, ʀᴇᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

*ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ? ❤️ *

`✨` ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ	`🗺️` ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴴᴇ ǫᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ & ᴊᴏʙꜱ
`⚔️` ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛꜱ	`🤹` ᴛᴇᴀᴍꜱ
`💵` ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ	`⛏️` ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ
`🏡` ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍꜱ/ɴᴏ ɢʀɪᴇꜰɪɴɢ	`👉` ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ

*ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ? ❓ *

👋 ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ

🚨 ꜱᴛᴀꜰ꜀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱ

ʟɪɴᴋꜱ 🔗 :

🖥️ ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴍᴘ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ

🛒 ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴍᴘ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ

ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇꜱ ᴏɴ ᴊᴜɴᴇ 5ᴛʜ

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Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1248
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

Loco

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Earth, Fun, gameplay, Jobs, LOCO, Minecraft, Mining, MONEY, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, protection blocks, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Store, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

It is a super nice server, come and enjoy, it is good since there are clans and many other things such as protection blocks and a store to buy what you want. The money is obtained by doing jobs or mining in the different mines.

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💎 | VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP | $450 Player Payouts | Looking For Staff!

Adventure, cashapp, Community, Crates, Custom, Enchantments, Events, Fun, Gaming, Gui, join us, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, Minecraft, Paypal, Player Payouts, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shop, smp, Staff, Store, Store Credit, Survival, Teaming, Teams, vibrant, VitalityMC

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	111
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP: A New Adventure Awaits! 🎮Step into the world of VitalityMC Lifesteal, a Minecraft server that takes survival gameplay to the next level. Our unique Lifesteal mode rewards you for each player you defeat, turning every victory into a boost for your survival. Explore a world filled with custom enchantments, exclusive rewards, and heart-pounding events. Join our vibrant community for an unforgettable gaming experience where survival is a thrilling adventure. Your survival journey begins now!Features 🌟

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Payouts 💰We’re excited to announce our payout distribution for the top players in our community:

1st place: $200 (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 (10% of $300)

Voting Top Payouts: $300 in store credit

1st place: $200 in store credit (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 in store credit (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 in store credit (10% of $300)

Join Us 📝Ready to start your adventure? Join us today at play.vitalitymc.net and let’s make VitalityMC Lifesteal an even more vibrant place to play! 🎉

play.vitalitymc.net

1Hour1Mil Minecraft Server

1 hour, 1 million, 1Hour1Mil, designer brands, dream shopping, exclusive items, expensive taste, extravagant spending, fantasy shopping, high-end products, limited edition, Luxury items, Minecraft, once in a lifetime, retail therapy, Server, shopping destination, shopping spree, shopping spree goals, splurging, Store, Top Picks, ultimate shopping experience

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	273
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have 1 hour and $1 million to spend in just one store! Why settle for boring old shopping sprees in real life when you can do it in the virtual world with unlimited possibilities?

Join our server and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to spend your million dollars in the craziest ways possible. Want to buy a diamond-studded sword to slay dragons with? Go for it! How about a golden armor set that makes you invincible? The choice is yours!

But be warned, other players will be competing against you to see who can spend their million dollars the fastest and in the most outrageous ways. Will you come out on top as the ultimate shopping spree champion?

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knew spending money could be this much fun in Minecraft?

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Bakery, bakery agreement, baking, CakeCraft, dark chocolate cherry cake, family conflict, family tradition, Father’s Day, Grief, Jerk, Kids, late wife, Loss, Minecraft, Permission, Recreation, refusal, selling recipe, sentimental, Server, special recipe, Store

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of family drama over secret recipes? Join our Minecraft server and let your baking skills shine without any guilt! Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy a delicious dark chocolate cherry cake without any drama.

On our server, you can recreate your late wife’s famous cake without any judgment from your kids or anyone else. Let your creativity flow as you bake to your heart’s content in a stress-free environment.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden recipe book somewhere in the virtual world of our server that holds the key to the perfect dark chocolate cherry cake. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and bake the most delicious cake of all time?

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Let’s bake some cakes and have a good time together!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

#jeetware, apps, aurora, Aurora software, Aurora store, AuroraWare, digital marketplace, digital store, ecommerce, JeetCraft, jeetware btw, jeetware platform, jeetware store, Minecraft, mobile apps, online shopping, online store, Server, shopping platform, software, software store, Store, tech store, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	180	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Towns Built:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7472	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	7404
Enchantments Applied:	61	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	651
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

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