Welcome to Jade.
We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.
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Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!
Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!
And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!
Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.
But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.
So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.
imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.
we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.
But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.
So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.
Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!
