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We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?
Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded the server and started laying golden eggs everywhere? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! We’ve got presidential elections happening in the game, with candidates like CĂLIN GEORGESCU (INDEPENDENT) and ELENA-VALERICA LASCONI(USR) vying for your vote. Who will you choose to lead our virtual world to glory?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!
Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!
Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!
Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!
Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with TREASURE guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. They had to defeat the skeletons in a dance-off to claim the treasure as their own. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our UNIQUE challenges.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary PINK SHEEP of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these elusive creatures, they will lead you to a hidden realm full of MAGICAL wonders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you a die-hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!
Join us for epic discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest Sonic news covered.
But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive leaks like the IHOP Sonic Promotion and the Sonic Toy Party. Plus, get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26 and the highly anticipated release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024!
And if you’re looking for even more Sonic goodness, check out our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet and our collection of Sonic comic scans.
So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s go on an adventure that’s faster than a blue blur! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Chaos Emerald or two along the way 😉🦔🌟