Storage Unit MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FrontPorchMinecraftServer

front porch, Eviction, mother-in-law, storage unit, grandchildren

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your mil moving out? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mil’s furniture takes over every room, just like how creepers take over your base in the game. But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of your rent bouncing like a slime block, leaving you in a sticky situation. Will you be able to gather enough resources to pay off your debts and avoid eviction?

Join our server now and embark on a journey crazier than trying to reason with your mil. Build, survive, and thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your mil’s unwanted furniture). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!

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NoCoworkerDemandsMC

roommate conflicts, xray techs, setting boundaries, verbal abuse, moving out plans

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

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CarClearOut Minecraft Server

car clutter, shared car, Minecraft, Hotel, coworker

Are you tired of being volunteered for random tasks without your consent? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being forced to clean out a car for someone else ever again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual car and never have to give anyone a ride home, especially if they bring a bike along for the ride.

We understand the struggle of living on the 3rd floor with no elevator – that’s why our server is located on the ground level, so you never have to worry about lugging heavy items up multiple flights of stairs. Plus, our virtual cars have unlimited storage space, so you’ll never have to deal with a cluttered vehicle again.

Join us and say goodbye to being volunteered for random tasks by your significant other. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because in Minecraft, you’re the boss of your own world!

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RoomieLoot Minecraft Server

DISRESPECTFUL, student housing, off-campus, Lease, Fine

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a boss? Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip!

Imagine this: you’re the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, with all the riches and treasures at your disposal. Just like how this player kept all her roommates’ belongings after they moved out, you can keep all the loot you find in our server. No sharing required!

But beware, just like how her roommates got their parents involved, you might have to face off against other players and their allies. It’s a battle of wits and strength, and only the strongest will prevail.

So come join our server and show everyone who’s the real boss. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual empire of your own!

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BootyBlockerz

pit mix, Family issues, unhappy living situation, college graduate, negative attitude

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

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Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

trust building, Domination, fetish, cultural exchange, confess

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

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Money Saving Minecraft SMP

Wealth accumulation, SAVING, retirement planning, early retirement, future planning

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

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NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

socializing, privacy, family dynamics, Friends, Communication

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

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BroCollegeFundLULZ

saving for college, familial obligations, half siblings, family dynamics, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

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ScaredyCraft

fear of the future, fear of death, irrational fears, childhood fears, FEAR OF HEIGHTS

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

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