Storage Unit MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

FrontPorchMinecraftServer

Lease, moving out, eviction threat, money problems, MIL

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your mil moving out? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mil’s furniture takes over every room, just like how creepers take over your base in the game. But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of your rent bouncing like a slime block, leaving you in a sticky situation. Will you be able to gather enough resources to pay off your debts and avoid eviction?

Join our server now and embark on a journey crazier than trying to reason with your mil. Build, survive, and thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your mil’s unwanted furniture). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!

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NoCoworkerDemandsMC

friendship fallout, verbal abuse, manager involvement, mental health, schedule changes

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

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CarClearOut Minecraft Server

cleaning, Hotel, boyfriend’s belongings, last minute, volunteering

Are you tired of being volunteered for random tasks without your consent? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being forced to clean out a car for someone else ever again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual car and never have to give anyone a ride home, especially if they bring a bike along for the ride.

We understand the struggle of living on the 3rd floor with no elevator – that’s why our server is located on the ground level, so you never have to worry about lugging heavy items up multiple flights of stairs. Plus, our virtual cars have unlimited storage space, so you’ll never have to deal with a cluttered vehicle again.

Join us and say goodbye to being volunteered for random tasks by your significant other. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because in Minecraft, you’re the boss of your own world!

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RoomieLoot Minecraft Server

apartment, Harassment, personal belongings, summer savings, student housing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a boss? Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip!

Imagine this: you’re the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, with all the riches and treasures at your disposal. Just like how this player kept all her roommates’ belongings after they moved out, you can keep all the loot you find in our server. No sharing required!

But beware, just like how her roommates got their parents involved, you might have to face off against other players and their allies. It’s a battle of wits and strength, and only the strongest will prevail.

So come join our server and show everyone who’s the real boss. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual empire of your own!

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BootyBlockerz

rides to work, AITAH, dog care, college graduate, adult child

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

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PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

cognitive enhancement, brain-gut connection, Adventures, mind over matter, GutBrain

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

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BoomShackMC Server

Ragga music, indian music, UK Music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, GooningGuru, gooning items, cock ring, gooning setup

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

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BlockyContraband

BlockyContraband, sneaky behaviors, illegal feeling, morally ambiguous behaviors, taboo behaviors

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

market, News, Canada, 7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

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