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  • ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

    ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

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    lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HonkCraft: Pedestrian Panic

    HonkCraft: Pedestrian Panic

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can release your road rage in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and honk at other players for no reason at all! Let out all your frustrations from real life and pretend you’re driving in the wildest traffic jam ever.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special pedestrian crossing feature where you can stop in the middle of the road and watch as other players honk at you for no apparent reason. It’s the ultimate test of patience and driving skills in Minecraft.

    Join now and experience the thrill of honking at virtual pedestrians and arguing with your virtual stepdad about road etiquette. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

    SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

    We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

    BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

    our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and become part of a wacky world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Imagine a land where pigs fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Can they be stopped? Not on this server! Our community of players is always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to make some hilarious memories.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Can they be stopped? Probably not, but who would want to stop all this fun anyway?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

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    join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

    CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

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    so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

    anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

    so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PaperCutCraft

    PaperCutCraft

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    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

    first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

    also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

    CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

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    Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

    Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

    So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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