But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).
So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!
Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.
On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.
And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.
But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).
our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.
join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Discord | Join Discord |
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| Teaser Video | Watch Video |
Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds. | This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you. |
| Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs. | The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using. |
| Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players. | Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed. |
| Do not dupe or spread information about dupes. | |
| Do not bully players. | |
| Do not troll or harass players using PVP. | Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently. |
| Do not trap players to make the game unplayable. | |
| Netherite armor or tools are currently banned. | This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up. |
| Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals. | Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either). |
| Joining the Discord is highly recommended. | For announcements, world map, and rules. |
Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.