Stop MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBrothers

reddit, Men, Behavior, wish, Misogyny

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

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EcoPoliceCraft: Stop Brazil Fires!

Environmental, enforcement, regulations, Boss, EcoPoliceCraft

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.

plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

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Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

Kojis, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, nutrition education, natural foods

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

hart dungeon, smp, Conspiracy, wwe, Hart

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

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PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!

Diagnosis, mental health, girl, ADHD support, adhd

Are you tired of dealing with fake ADHD warriors on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who have been officially diagnosed with ADHD by at least three different doctors (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.

And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.

So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!

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Stop Liking Evil Flatties Minecraft Server

STOP, stop evil, evil flatties, liking evil, liking flatties

Are you tired of being surrounded by evil flatties in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all blocky beings! Join us and say goodbye to those boring flatlanders who think they rule the Minecraft world.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map with! And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations, our team of ninja moderators will swiftly banish them to the Nether realm.

But the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to evil flatties forever!

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WarCraftMC – Stop Russian War – Minecraft Server

Russian, WarCraftMC, Minecraft, nato, Server

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we fight the evil russians in a virtual war against ukraine! we need all the help we can get to defeat putin and his army of creepers. scholz is leading the charge and he’s like “we gotta go faster guys, we need to end this war now!” so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic battle for peace and justice in the minecraft world. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! let’s show those russians who’s boss and save ukraine once and for all!

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Rolling Stop Rave

stop signs, networked driving, ROLLING, intersection, danger

join our epic minecraft server where we let you YIELD at stop signs like a boss! oregon state university said it’s safe so why not trust them? come roll through our virtual world and experience the thrill of not stopping at stop signs! watch out for crazy drivers and bicyclists who also don’t stop because they’re too busy having a blast! don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

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Blocky Bloons BTD6 Minecraft Server

Challenges, strategy, Addictive, Server, finishing line

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by the evil Dreadbloon and his army of rock bloons! Join us in the epic battle to stop him from reaching the finishing line and taking over our world.

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat Dreadbloon before it’s too late. Trust us, you won’t find a more action-packed and crazy Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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Who Can Stop Them? Minecraft SMP

STOP, stop them now, stop them from destroying everything, stop them, stop them from spreading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos and craziness at every turn!

Join us if you dare, as our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the land. Will you be able to overthrow their feathery rule and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you brave enough to face off against these woolly warriors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the only rule is: who can stop them?

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