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STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

cartoons, dommy mommy, gals, GOTH, goth dommy mommy, Grooming, Men, Minecraft, Mommy, smp, STOP, stop watching, subversive, subversive cartoons, Watching, young, Young men

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

No Clooney, No Showey!

Actor, Casting, Character, Clooney, dislike, Entertainment, film, Movie, opinion, Performance, personal taste, Preferences, Screen, Show, Showey, stop watching, talent, television, turn off, unappealing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Votes:	4288
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9363
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Buildings Constructed:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4072
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4964
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3520
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4771	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!