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Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

ancient insects, Ant, Ant-Fungus Symbiosis, ants, asteroid, asteroid impact, catastrophic events, Dinosaur, ecological changes, environmental impact, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinction event, Farm, fossil record, Fun, Fungus Farmers, geological history, insect behavior, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Votes:	3526	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

Application Process, APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration, CREEPERS, Datapacks, dedicated team, Discord-based, Events, Farms, Perfectum, player head drops, Redstone, server map, skilled players, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, transparent community, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3188	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	5957	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammo count is still the same when game resumes, ammunition management, Blasted, character shots gun in cutscene, First Person Shooter, game continuity, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game with counted ammo, gameplay mechanic, gaming experience, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative consistency, player immersion, player-engagement, Server, storytelling technique, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, arrangements, bare minimum, Boss, cooperation, CraftyCubers, demanding, doctors note, employee management., employees, health exam, health issues, Help, Minecraft, Results, retiring, selfish, Server, Small Business, Tasks, tasks rearrangement, workplace conflict

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Emeralds Found:	2397
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	75	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

historical event, KiwiCraft, loss at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime tragedy, Military, Minecraft, naval disaster, naval fleet, naval history, naval memorial, naval ship, naval vessel, naval warfare, Navy, new zealand, New Zealand history, sea, Server, Tragedy, warship, ww2

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness