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  • BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

    BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9121
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.3

    Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.3
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3393
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you feel like you’re missing out on the whole lusty lust thing, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    We got blocks that look way better than any weird boobs you’ve seen, trust me.

    Plus, you won’t have to listen to your coworkers drooling over women anymore.

    Come join us and feel the excitement of building and crafting without any weird feelings getting in the way.

    Who needs lust when you have diamonds, am I right?

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  • BullyCraft Minecraft Server

    BullyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 8720
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Crops Grown: 7385 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as this story? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs all while pulling off some sneaky moves like our girl here who outsmarted her bully to secure her spot in the Erasmus program. Talk about next level gaming skills!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your enemies, just like our protagonist did. Who needs a high level English certification when you have the power of strategy and cunning on your side?

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come out on top like our hero in this crazy real-life story. See you in the game!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3574
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Buildings Constructed: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

    Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

    So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

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  • SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP

    SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 379
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Animals Bred: 137
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).

    But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.

    And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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  • CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

    CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4698
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

    Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

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  • Sunburn RNA Madness

    Sunburn RNA Madness
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5354
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Villages Defended: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now.

    first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.

    also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.

    oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • spawntrapped

    spawntrapped
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8854
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 3516
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    This is a survival minecraft server, and griefing is not allowed. Our goal is to stay as close to the vanilla game as possible. There are no resets and there are no commands like tpa or sethome. Cheats are not allowed.

    Server trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2a7NUvmo9g&t=1s

    Server IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

    Server website: spawntrapped.com

    Server Features

    • Free speech, nothing you say will get you banned (unless you are posting illegal content)
    • On version 1.21.4
    • Redstone works as intended
    • 2014 world, no resets ever
    • No chat reports
    • PvP is allowed
    • No clingy staff that follow you around everywhere
    • No teleport commands, actually traveling is now meaningful

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I grief on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
    Are cheats allowed? No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.
    Are there any resets on the server? No, there are no resets on this server.
    Can I use teleport commands like tpa or sethome? No, there are no teleport commands on this server.

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  • Lost Manga Creator 1.20.3

    Lost Manga Creator 1.20.3
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5249
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons with your friends!

    Like, seriously, I saw a player ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shot out fireworks! It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it!

    And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long! It’s like a rave in the Nether, but way cooler!

    Plus, the admins are like super friendly and will give you free diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat! It’s like they speak the language of potatoes or something, I don’t even know, but it’s amazing!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s build a world of pure insanity together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?

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  • Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8285
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family drama and financial chaos! 🏠💸

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?

    So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰

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  • WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!

    WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5206
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2655
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2247
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Divine Spears Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where the bridesmaid drama is just too real? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and experience a world where your future sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding plans because she doesn’t even exist! No more dealing with uninterested bridesmaids or uncommunicative family members – on our server, you’re the queen bee and everyone else is just there to serve you.

    And forget about slapping in the face – on our server, you can slap anyone you want (virtually, of course) without any consequences! Plus, our flower girls are actually creeper mobs in disguise, so you never have to worry about them throwing a tantrum during the ceremony.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s a wedding experience you’ll never forget!

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