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Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Votes:	9601	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	734	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

CoatSnatcherCraft

aita, BROKE, CAR, Coat, CoatSnatcherCraft, Daily, dog, gift, Girlfriend, Hospital, Jacket, long tail tag, Privilege, relationship, sticker residue, storage auction, Value, work, zipper

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Animals Bred:	168
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6900
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.

Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.

We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.

So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!

SqueakyCleanMC SMP

bad breath, basic hygiene, bathroom etiquette, body odor, cleanliness, daily routine, dental care, Grooming, health, health and wellness, hygiene awareness, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, personal care, preventative measures, public health, self-care, skincare, smp, SqueakyCleanMC, Washing Hands

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CelebCraft: Just Like Us

accessible, approachable, authentic, CelebCraft, Celebrity, down to earth, easygoing, Friendly, genuine, GROUNDED, Humble, modest, nonchalant, Personable, regular person, relatable, unaffected, unpretentious

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where celebrities are just a distant dream? Well, look no further because on our server, you can rub elbows with the likes of Steve Carell, who spends his days mining for diamonds and cracking jokes with players. Not to mention, Beyoncé is known to drop by for impromptu dance parties in the virtual world. So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and get ready for some star-studded shenanigans!

BritBlockJewTopia

anti-semitism, BELIEF, BritBlockJewTopia, British Jews, British society, Community, culture, diaspora, discrimination, fear, Future, Identity, integration, Jewish community, long-term future, Migration, minority group, Religion, survey, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7962
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A JEWISH BRITISH PARTY IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF BAGELS, TEA, AND CREEPERS! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND MATZO BALL SOUP.

RUMOR HAS IT, THE QUEEN HERSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND SHE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BUILD A CASTLE WITH HER MAJESTY!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE WE RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC, DUDE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE PART OF THE BRITISH JEWISH MINECRAFT REVOLUTION! #BAGELSANDBLOCKSFOREVER

Tillage Tech: Carbon Cutters

agricultural efficiency, agricultural revolution, agricultural sustainability, agriculture technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon, carbon emissions, climate change, Cutters, environmental impact, farming practices, global sustainability, innovation, machine learning, precision agriculture, Runoff, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, Tech, technology in farming, Tillage, tillage intensity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo, dis server be like havin an AI-powered device dat be makin yo crops grow like crazy! We cuttin dem carbon emissions by 57% and runoff by 86% – dat be some next level sustainability right dere! Join dis server if you wanna be da king of da farm and save da planet at da same time. Plus, we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. It’s a wild ride, fam. Come join us and be part of da revolution!

Civilization-SMP

big cannons, CivilizationSMP, classics guns, clock work, Create, Currency, discord intergration, dynamic webmap, euerka ships, ftbchunks land claiming, land disputes, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Server, Timeless, trackwork, Trade, valkyrein skies, Voicechat, War, Zero

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Secret Passages Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3785
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

CSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Nations Political Server
Highlights	– Players can join or start a country – War, trade, land disputes with other countries – Regulate your own currency with Fair Trade mod – Player-driven rules and experience – Active community feedback and suggestions
Unique Mods	Dynamic Webmap Voicechat Discord Integration FTBChunks Land Claiming Create mod with addons like big cannons Other mods: Valkyrein Skies, Euerka Ships, Clockwork, Trackwork, Timeless and Classics Guns Zero
Discord	Join our Discord for more information

FAQs

Q: Can anyone start a country on the server?

A: Yes, anyone can start a country and choose who they want to add to their Nation.

Q: How do players regulate their own currency?

A: Players can use the Fair Trade mod to start and regulate their own unique currency that cannot be copied. They have control over how much currency is printed and its inflation.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules on CSMP are determined by the players to keep the environment civil. The moderation team ensures players have an enjoyable experience.

Q: Can players suggest mods, rules, or events?

A: Yes, players can suggest new mods, rules, events to improve the server. The CSMP team values community feedback and involvement.

Epic Campus Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, adolescence, better, campus, Craft, drink, education, Epic, experiences, Friends, Fun, growth, high school, learning, Memories, peer pressure, Rebellion, regulations, restrictions, rules, school life, social life, TEENAGE, underage

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like high school but with drinks allowed! Imagine building your own bar and getting wasted with your virtual friends, it’s gonna be lit AF! Forget about boring classes and mean teachers, just grab a virtual beer and party all day long! Who needs education when you can have a virtual party in Minecraft, am I right? Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

blended families, co parenting, Communication, education, emotional turmoil, exam stress, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family unity, living arrangements, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsStepMom, parenting skills, Server, step mom, step parents, strict rules, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of family drama IRL? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying stepmoms trying to ruin your vibe.

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone criticizing your interior design choices. No more passive-aggressive comments about your mom or stepdad, just pure Minecraft fun.

And if things get too heated, just dig yourself a tunnel and escape to a secret underground base where no one can bother you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any family members butting in.

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocks and adventures. Join our server today and start building your own paradise away from the chaos of real life.

TortillaTakedown

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the most pressing issue is not about defeating the Ender Dragon, but about where to store your tortillas! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good debate over the optimal tortilla storage method. Will you be Team Fridge or Team Pantry? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some heated discussions and passive-aggressive text messages.

Explore our virtual world where the climate is always dry and the temperature is a cool 65 F. Moldy tortillas? Not on our watch! But beware, the real danger lies in the limited fridge space and the eternal struggle for tortilla dominance.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll never look at a tortilla the same way again. Who knew that such a simple food item could spark such controversy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and your tortillas, and let the madness begin!

Cell Populations Quest

Bone Marrow, Cancer, Cell, cell therapy, cellular populations, clinical trials, DLI therapy, hematologic malignancies, immune system, immunotherapy, Leukemia, leukemia patients, medical advancements, Medical research, personalized medicine, populations, Precision medicine, Quest, research, response, therapy response, Treatment, treatment outcomes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5055	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da keys to cell therapy response for leukemia, like whaaat? patients who joined our server and did da DLI therapy had like, super cool cellular populations in their bone marrow and they were all like, “woah, dis server is da bomb!” so like, if you wanna be part of dis magical world where even leukemia can be cured with our special therapy, den join us now and be part of da craziest adventure ever! #MinecraftMagic #LeukemiaCure #DLITherapyGoals