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Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	1706
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	101
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Crops Grown:	9794	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	354	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	5386
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	793
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	155	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crops Grown:	8531
New Chunks Explored:	919130	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	235	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	5

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	3144

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!