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PyramidSchemeFreeZone

Ambassador, awkward text, Breaking Point, Chiropractor, crushing dreams, dreams, family, Friends, good luck, Honesty, MLM, multi-level marketing, neighbors, not interested, Pyramid Scheme, PyramidSchemeFreeZone, relationships, sales pitch, SELLING, stop asking, Thermomix

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of being hounded by MLM sellers trying to push their overpriced products on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to sell you a $2k Thermomix or any other MLM junk. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without the pressure of constant sales pitches.

Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.

So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? 😉

BlockBros Minecraft Server

advice, annoying questions, Assumptions, BlockBros, Boundaries, career, emotions, finances, Future, goals, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Stereotypes, stop asking, wish people

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of people asking you boring questions like “How’s the weather?” or “What do you do for a living?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer those mundane questions again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find. So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a chance to escape to a world of pure chaos and fun, join our server today!

GazaHospTerrorMCServ

arms distribution, captured terrorist, command center, footage, Gaza hospitals, GazaHospTerrorMCServ, Hamas, idf, international law, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, Military operations, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Safety, security threats, Terrorism, terrorist tactics, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	99	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because we have like, the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and we had to fight off a hoard of zombie pigmen to get to it. it was so intense, bro.

and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Farms Harvested:	263

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!